In honor of 12 days till Christmas, we made a remix to the classic holiday jingle. French hens and turtle doves? More like boat parades and pub subs.

For our version of the classic holiday tune, the “true love” in question is the city of Tampa. We sat and brainstormed all of the unique Tampa things that work for the song. We ended up with way more than 12, we could’ve made a 25 days of Christmas Tampa remix. We wanted to mention the new iconic flamingo at Tampa International Airport, Cuban sandwiches, and so much more.

Here’s our 12 Days Of Christmas (Tampa Version)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Six Dale Mabry Strip Clubs
FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven Columbia restaurants
Six sandy beaches
FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight Rays playoff runs…
Seven Columbia restaurants
Six sandy beaches
FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Nine roller coasters at Busch Gardens…
Eight Rays playoff runs…
Seven Columbia restaurants
Six sandy beaches
FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten alligators peering…
Nine roller coasters at Busch Gardens…
Eight Rays playoff runs…
Seven Columbia restaurants
Six sandy beaches
FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven Lightning players…
Ten alligators peering
Nine roller coasters at Busch Gardens
Eight Rays playoff runs
Seven Columbia restaurants
Six sandy beaches
FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking…
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!
On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve Gaspy pirates…
Eleven Lightning players
Ten alligators peering
Nine roller coasters at Busch Gardens
Eight Rays playoff runs
Seven Columbia restaurants
Six sandy beaches
FIVE CHAMPIONSHIP RIIIIINGGSS
Four cruise ships docking
Three boat parades!
Two Pub Subs
And Tom Brady in a palm tree!