Keith Mounts, 46, was busted Saturday night on a felony aggravated assault count following a confrontation at his residence in Hudson, a FL.
Mounts pointed a machete in the face of the victim and told him to flush the toilet.
Police responded to the 911 call placed by the victim and found the machete in the yard.
Mounts was quoted in a police report as saying “shit happened”, and was booked into the county jail where he is being held in lieu of $5000 bond.