Jeff Zito

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So, a Florida woman walks into a bar with 2 machetes. It sounds like a recipe for trouble.

Victoria Lynn Morley is being accused of bringing the machetes into Axe and Ale in St. Petersberg, Florida last week. The bar is an ax-throwing range. However, instead of aiming at targets, Morley threatened customers as she carelessly waived the weapons around.

The police report says Morley scraped the blades together and threatened to kill the bar’s owner if she followed her outside. Morley allegedly said that she had killed 100 people with the machetes previously.

Morley is facing a disorderly conduct charge.