Florida Woman Is Accused Crotch Arsonist
Police have accused Florida woman Berlinda Dixon-Newbold of lighting her man’s crotch on fire as he slept on their couch. They say the victim was sleeping after arriving home late from work when Dixon-Newbold walked in and lit the man’s crotch on fire. The man awoke and extinghuished his crotch, which was fully engulfed in flames. According to the judge involved with the case, the woman was charged with aggravated assault and barely escaped arson charges. Dixon-Newbold is forbidden to be within 500 feet of the victim and is forbidden to possess a lighter or matches. – Sean Roberts
Source: Miami.CBSLocal.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!