Florida Man Hides From Cops Underwater
A story at NYPOST.COM says Daniel Christopher Booth of Florida tried to evade the cops by submerging himself in a pond. Booth was wanted for dealing in meth and the police heard he was working at a local solar facility. They showed up. He ran. He jumped in a pond and dove into the water. Cops waited and arrested the man when he failed to grow gills and returned to the surface.
Source: NYPOST.COM
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!