Keep Your Bhole Oily!
Learn Some Tips On How To Keep Your Bhole Oily!
What do you know about your natural booty oils? We didn’t know much, but thanks to information from a colorectal surgeon, we have learned some things. It’s important to keep your butthole oily!
Dave starts off by saying that maybe you’ve never thought about your booty hole being oily and he was right. No one on the show has ever thought about their bhole oils. Well, according to a colorectal surgeon, it’s important to be aware of them, and to keep them intact. It turns out that using wet wipes on your backside can strip the area of it’s natural oils. This can lead to micro tears and other issues related to your backside.
We have a lot of thoughts regarding butt oils. Do you have to apply oil, like from an old school oil can, to keep lubed? Chuck and Andy do really funny impressions of squirting that oil can. You know the ones with the super long spouts. As Al says, ‘Wizard of Oz’ style.
It turns out that you do not have to oil back there. You just need to take some preventative measures to makes sure you aren’t removing the oily substances that your butthole creates. Don’t wipe too hard, don’t use wet wipes, and don’t over-wipe are a few of the tips.
Chuck mentions chapped lips, and people who need to keep their lips oily. Do those people also suffer from dry backsides? I say that I do not suffer from that. I can get chapped lips in the colder, windy weather, but my butthole does not experience the same chapping.
Lastly, we can’t imagine the feeling of an oily butt. Lisa relates it to the feeling after getting a prostate exam. Then, we imagine there being a guy who pre-lubes before he goes to get his prostate exam, and how shocking that would be for the doctor.
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