Chair Causes Anal Catastrophe
A Man in Japan Experience An Anal Catastrophe From A Broken Chair
It’s a new year, so why not kick it off with some ‘What’s Up His Butt?’. This time we head to Japan to learn about someone with something in their behind. Dave doesn’t make anyone guess today and just shares the item and when he describes it as an “anal catastrophe”, he wasn’t lying.
According to reports from Daily Mail, “A Japanese man was left fighting for his life when his chair collapsed and he was impaled by a metal pipe. The 51-year-old was sitting on a foldable chair at home when it crumbled, landing him on top of a rigid pipe that penetrated his anus.He lay bleeding on the bathroom floor for an hour after being impaled before a relative found him and called for an ambulance. He was in shock when paramedics arrived, having lost a significant amount of blood.” He did survive and is okay after the latest reports.
Everyone knows the fragility of those folding camping chairs. They seem like they can snap at any second. I guess, we are all lucky to have avoided an anal catastrophe with one of them breaking on us. Andy compares sitting in one of those chairs to an old, creaky boat. It emanates similar sounds.
We do find it interesting that he was able to make it to the bathroom. Was he going there to try and get a glimpse of the damage? Not everyone believes that they could look at the damage the pipe caused their anus. Chuck and Jason feel like they’ve look at theirs for less serious causes, so they’d have to assess the damage.
Be careful in your folding chairs everyone. We are all one busted chair away from an anal catastrophe. And, an anal catastrophe is something no one can afford.
