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Husband Of The Year: Guy With Hand In Gator’s Mouth Doesn’t Want To Wake His Wife

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
Husband Of The Year: Guy With Hand In Gator's Mouth Doesn't Want To Wake His Wife (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

There’s a viral video doing the rounds of a guy with his hand in a gator’s mouth but he’s more worried about not waking up his wife. Is he the Husband Of The Year?

You would think he would have bigger concerns with a gator latched onto his hand and arm but no, he’s more concerned about letting his wife sleep sound. That’s a good husband right there and could end up winning him Husband Of The Year honors. Honestly, I don’t think I would care who wakes up from my screams if a gator gets me, just get it off, please! Now, the internet has dubbed this gentleman the Husband Of The Year for his actions. Hopefully she was able to continue sleeping soundly.

Is The Guy With His Hand In A Gator’s Mouth The Husband Of The Year?

This is definitely not the position you want to find yourself in. In the video, you can see “Joey” get his hand stuck in a gator’s mouth and his friends start to panic as they try to figure out a way to get him free. However, all he seems to be worried about is not waking up Katie. After he finally gets free his buddies notice some red on his sleeve which he writes off as just a flesh wound. What would have happened if they woke Katie up? Sounds like they all would have been in trouble and their shenanagins would have come to an end. You can see the viral video shared by @lonestaroutdoorshow on Instagram below.

Just a couple of guys being guys. Not sure if this happened in Florida or Louisiana but it was likely one of the 2. They seem like they’re probably familiar with gators because they were seemingly comfortable being around it and didn’t run away like I would likely do. However, it got one of them for a minute before they were able to successfully remove the gator’s mouth off of his arm. Thankfully, he wasn’t injured badly it looks like it was just the minor “flesh wound” he showed the camera. He’s lucky because it could have done a lot more damage! Lucky he had all of his buddies with him to help free him from the gator. That’s not a situation you would want to face alone, that’s for sure.

Best part of all? It seems like they didn’t wake up Katie! She probably slept through it all without a worry in the world. Good for her, even better for them.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Oh, America the beautiful. Across our wonderful continent of North America you’ll find amazing, adorable animals. However, you’ll also find creatures that are incredibly dangerous. Here are 5 animals in North America that could kill you.

Now, just because they can kill you doesn’t mean they’re out to do it. Yet, it means they have the possibility of doing so! So, it’s best to be aware!

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Well, some of these animals you’re probably already well aware could kill you. However, some of these animals you might not know can kill you. Or, maybe you don’t know they’re actually around! Hey, like NBC used to say, “The More You Know.”

Naturally, there are many more than 5 animals in North America capable of killing you. There are countless. Some may be big powerful animals. Others may be poisonous. It’s important to know what’s out there. These animals could be lurking in your basement. They could be outside your home. Or, they could be all the way across the country from you and pose absolutely no risk of danger or harm.

Of course, when you only select five animals to talk about, you’re leaving a lot on the cutting room floor. So, you won’t hear about any sharks on the list. We know they can kill you. Additionally, jaguars, mountain lions, and American Bison didn’t make the list. That’s right. Bison can kill you, and they have! Not only are Bison huge animals, but they also have horns! Several ways they can take you out. It’s not just limited to a stampede.

Furthermore, I’m counting an “animal” as anything in the Animal Kingdom. They may be reptiles, amphibians, insects, and more. I’m counting them all as animals. I don’t want to hear that “technically, arachnids aren’t animals” or anything. Let’s just relax and have fun.

These 5 Animals Found In America Could Kill You

  • Grizzly Bears

    Grizzly Bears are incredibly dangerous! They’re also massive. They have sharp claws. Additionally, they have very sharp teeth and brute strength. There is no shortage in the ways a Grizzly could kill you. They’re very popular up in Alaska and Western Canada.

  • Alligators

    Alligators are dangerous animals. They’re ancient, smart, and deadly. According to USA Today, alligators have been responsible for 33 human deaths in the last 50 years. Not a great way to go. They’re quicker than you’d think. Then, sneaky, too! Uh oh.

  • Arizona Bark Scorpions

    These small light brown scorpions are deadly! They have venom that is painful and potentially deadly. You don’t want to be stung by one of these. Note that they are nocturnal and are common in southern California, southern Arizona, southern Nevada, and parts of Utah and New Mexico. Black lights can help you spot them at night.

  • Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

    This species of rattlesnake is endemic to the Southeastern United States. Of course, there are other common rattlesnakes found across the country that are also deadly. They like to live in upland dry pine forests, flatwoods, sandhills, and coastal maritime hammocks. Also, they are excellent swimmers! So, don’t try to get away by swimming. They’ll catch you! It’s said to be the most dangerous venomous snake in all of North America.

  • Brown Recluse Spider

    The Brown Recluse Spider has necrotic venom. Their bites will often require medical attention. It is one of three spiders in North America with dangerous venom along with the Black Widow and Chilean Recluse. They’re mostly found in the Central United States. They are very dangerous and harmful to the older community and younger individuals. They’re typically between 6 and 20 millimeters.

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