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Junk Food Round-Up: Trolli’s New NSFW Gummi Worm Popsicles

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
Junk Food Round-Up: Trolli's New NSFW Gummi Worm Popsicles (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

In the latest Junk Food Round-Up, we’re featuring Trolli’s new NSFW gummi worm popsicles! They are incredibly phallic.

Certainly, they had to know what they were doing here, right? There’s no way this doesn’t go unchecked or approved without it being noticed. Candy company Trolli, known for their gummi worms and sour gummi products, debuted a new line of gummy popsicles. They are quite popular on social media already because of their shape and being pretty much pornographic. They’re like normal popsicles that you’re familiar with except they’re soft and floppy. Essentially they are flaccid popsicles. They’re certinaly one-of-a-kind.

Trolli’s NSFW Gummi Worm Popsicles Are A Hit Online

A TikToker who’s known for taste test videos on new and exciting foods even admitted that he was hesitant to try them because he knew it would be a thing. As soon as you see them you can’t help but to think of a penis. Again, they have to know what they’re doing here, right?

You can check out the viral video showing the unique NSFW gummi worm popsicles shared by @snackolator on TikTok below. Would you be willing to eat one on video and share it on social media?

@snackolator

These are so weird and also so very good- the Trolli taste is there with that very unique chewy texture on a popsicle! Would you give these a try? I need to find the other flavor now! . . . . #trolli #gummyworms #gummycandy #popsicle #popsicles #snackreview #snacktok #foodreview #eating #snacks

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Those are definitely unique! According to @markie_devo on Instagram, “The new Trolli Gummy Pops are described as a one-of-a-kind line-up of frozen treat with an unbelievable soft, chewy gummi texture. They’ll be sold in two flavors–Cherry Lemon and Grape Strawberry. Spotted at Walmart as of November 7th.” So, that means they’re out there and you can get your hands on them! That Instagram post has more than 5,600 likes so word is out there about this unique product.

I’ve never seen anything like these! I’m not sure if they will take off and become a popular treat or not. I’m leaning that they won’t end up being very popular. Especially with all this talk online and comparing the product to the male anatomy, it’s not the best marketing. Maybe it’ll have a niche or a stronghold at Bachelorette Parties or something like that? That’s probably what they’re hoping for at this point. Of course, they aren’t the only phallic food out there. There’s still hot dogs, bananas, and more. The only difference is this is soft and floppy. That doesn’t seem to help. These products are out there now so best go out and start stocking your freezer! Maybe they’ll make good White Elephant gifts during the holidays.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Fictional Foods From Movies And TV That Look Delicious

Have you ever seen fictional foods from movies and TV that actually end up looking delicious? Chances are you have encountered this at some point!

You expect food on shows like Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and Beat Bobby Flay on The Food Network to be mouth watering. They are actual dishes made by professional chefs and attract a real-life crowd. However, you don’t expect to find delicious looking food in cartoons or comedy movies. Have you ever seen fictional foods from movies and TV that you really wish you could try?

Fictional Foods From Movies And TV That Look Good

It can’t be explained but there’s something about some food in movies and TV shows that leave you end up wanting to try it. Maybe it’s the fact that it’s hyped up on the show or movie and you get some FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). Another possibility is how we always want what we can’t have. These foods only exist within that specific worth in the show or movie. We can’t go out and order it from DoorDash or pick it up from a local drive-thru. In the real world, we’ll never be able to try these foods. Could that be what makes them look so tasty?

This can happen in live action movies or even in cartoons and animated content. In fact, some of the best examples that will be featured below on the list of the best fictional foods from movies and TV are from animations. It might sound strange, but you’ll be able to relate once you see it. It could be nostalgia but you’ll be left wanting to try these delicious treats.

For this list we wanted to focus on food you can’t find out there in the real world. Even though we wish we could! Maybe next time we can get a list going of the best fictional beverages. A glass of Star Wars Blue Milk, anyone? Check out the list of 5 fictional foods from movie and TV shows that look like they’d be good below! Are we missing any? Let us know!

  • Krabby Patty from "Spongebob"

    When I think about animated food that looks delicious the Krabby Patty is one of the first things to come to mind. It’s simple but there’s something about it. I see one and I turn into Plankton with my desire to obtain a delicious Krabby Patty. I’m surprised they haven’t opened Krusty Krab locations in real life. You could have the Krabby Patty, the Krusty Krab Pizza, there are so many possibilities! Let’s get it going!

  • Pizza from "A Goofy Movie"

    If you remember this movie, you remember that pizza. It was so cheesy it looked so good! The way it melted and pulls from the base–it’s truly mouthwatering. Few examples look better than that pizza. There’s something about that movie where even the Cheese Whiz looks good. Or is there just something about the timing of when I watch that movie? It always looks so good.

  • Ratatouille from "Ratatouille"

    Sure, it’s animated. However, nearly every dish featured in the movie looks tasty. The animation department really did their job. It’s set in Paris so there’s already pressure for the food to look like the best in the world–and they delivered. Even though most of the food featured in the movie looks good, none look better than the Ratatouille. Mmm.

  • Ed's Special Sauce from "Good Burger"

    What is in the sauce? What’s the secret? I always assumed it was just like Mac Sauce from McDonald’s. Maybe it’s more like Animal Sauce from In N Out? We know it has ketchup and lemon juice and tastes like lemonade and BBQ sauce because Ed says so in the movie, per Mama Plus One. However, we don’t know much more than that! I suppose that description would mean it is not like Mac Sauce so now I’m at a loss. It looked dangerously good in the movie from the reactions it got and I want some!

  • Scooby Snacks from "Scooby Doo"

    Are Scooby Snacks actually dog food? Does it matter? You can’t say part of you didn’t want to try them to see what all the fuss was about. Don’t act like you never tried dog biscuits just to see what they tasted like. They look really good in the shows and movies based on the reaction. Are they “special” treats? They could be! Okay, if you don’t want to try the Scooby Snacks then you can’t deny you want one of those mega sandwiches Shaggy and Scoob are always eating.

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