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Pro-Tip: Don’t Be A Delivery Driver If You’re Scared Of Dogs

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Some friendly advice: don’t be a delivery driver if you’re scared of dogs. There are much better careers and jobs out there for you.

If you’re a delivery driver, you’re going to run into some dogs. It’s going to happen and you can’t escape it. Usually, the dogs will be confined and secure and you’ll be safe. Other times, they might be lose and that presents a greater challenge. Either way, it’s going to happen and if you’re a delivery driver who’s scared of dogs it’s going to be a problem for you and your customers.

Don’t Be A Delivery Driver If You’re Scared Of Dogs

This Domino’s Pizza delivery guy in England probably chose the wrong line of work. He’s incredibly scared of dogs. So much so that he ended up dropping half of the person’s order on the ground when their dog showed up. That’s not what you want from your delivery driver, and certainly not what he wants either. You could end up in some serious trouble at work! Check out his reaction to seeing the dog in this viral video that was shared by ViralHog on YouTube. A bit of an overreaction, no?

Look, I can’t talk. If I see a bee I would be so much worse and the reaction would be much greater than what he displayed. That’s really saying something because clearly this guy is very scared of dogs. It’s not even a big or intimidating dog! His reaction shows that this is a deep rooted fear and he’s not just saying he’s scared of dogs–he genuinely means it and you can tell. Thankfully, the customer seems to have handled it in a good way. He didn’t flip out on the delivery driver for dropping his food. He seems to have understood that some people are scared of dogs.

It’s a funny reaction but he’s got to consider a different line of work! How many houses that he delivers to do you think have a dog or pets? Probably at least half? It has to be a common occurrence and he can’t go around dropping everyone’s order whenever they have a dog! Others might say it’s up to the homeowner to make sure his dog is put away if they’re expecting someone to come to the door but it sounds like he was confident that his dog wasn’t going to do anything. However, you still have to consider how the person might feel when they arrive at your door. You never know if they’re scared of dogs or how they might react.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Food Delivery Horror Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Look, we’ve all been there. It’s been a long day and the last thing you want to do is cook a meal. So, we turn to a delivery service. Or, at least we used to. We might not do that anymore after hearing about these stories. Here are 5 food delivery horror stories heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

After hearing these stories, you might be tempted to start cooking more at home. You never know what people might do with your food!

5 Food Delivery Horror Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Trusting a stranger to do anything can be a tough ask. I won’t let a stranger watch my dog. That’s something I know I need to trust you with before asking you to do. Actually, I won’t even ask many of my friends to do a task like that. Additionally, asking a stranger to house sit can be a dangerous ask. Now, I’m supposed to trust them with my food? In their own vehicle? That’s tough.

A lot can go wrong with a stranger picking up your food and handling it. First, they could obviously eat your food. A 10 piece nugget can very quickly turn into a 9 piece. Maybe they won’t take a full nugget. They could just steal one fry. Hey, you’ll never notice. They could also take a sip of your beverage.

However, consuming your food isn’t the only bad thing they can do. They can spit on it. They can put their hands in it. There are no shortage of the weird things they could do to it. Sure, companies have started taking measures to prevent stuff like this happening. They’ll staple or tape your bag shut. There’s no a protective film over beverage cups. However, it doesn’t seem to be enough. Drivers are still out there doing stuff–and getting caught doing it.

Here are 5 examples of food delivery horror stories as heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

  • Guy Finds Poop In His Delivery Order

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1732017478451040515

    There are many things you can find in your delivery order. The last thing you want to find? Probably poop. Well, it happened. I can’t imagine the horror at realizing that. Certainly, I would never order from a food delivery service again. That would be it for me.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • Delivery Driver Gets Held Hostage After Delivering Cold Kabab

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1731655897485570510

    Personally, when I order a kabab I want it to be hot. Turns out, I’m not alone. A delivery driver was held hostage after delivering a cold kabab to a customer! Now, I’ve never taken it that far. However, I do understand the frustration. Where were you? Why isn’t this hot? I’d have so many questions. However, I would still eat it. I can microwave it myself. It’s not worth going to jail over.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • DoorDash Driver Busted Eating Customer's Cookies

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1749769176867119255

    We talked about this earlier. One of the risks you take asking someone else to deliver your food is they could end up eating some of it. Sometimes, they’ll get away with it. There’s no way to tell it was them who ate it. Maybe the restaurant just forgot to give it to you? However, there are times where the evidence is right there. Right on the delivery driver’s face. That’s what happened here. Watch as she hilariously busts him for it.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • A DoorDasher Jumped To Conclusions And Left An Angry Note In A Customer's Bag

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1746174308999655796

    Well, this is embarrassing. I’ve got second hand embarrassment from this. Definitely major cringe. This delivery driver assumed she wasn’t going to receive a tip and left a nasty note for the customer. However, she failed to consider the possibility of a cash tip. Well, by the time she realized that it was too late. Watch the humiliating video below!

    READ FULL STORY HERE!

  • Herd Of Cows Chase DoorDash Driver

    https://twitter.com/DaveandChuck/status/1745793224315175424

    Now, this story is different. Turns out, not every delivery horror story is scary for the customer. Sometimes, it can be scary for the driver! They could meet a strange customer. They could get mugged for their money or food. Or, they could be chased by a gang of cows. That’s something straight out of a horror movie. Well, it happened!

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

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