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OnlyFans Creators Mourn The Loss Of P’Nut The Squirrel

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OnlyFans Creators Have Theory On Who Ratted Out P'Nut The Squirrel (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)

Who ratted out P’Nut The Squirrel? That’s what these OnlyFans creators are trying to find out.

P’Nut The Squirrel has been very beneficial for Mark and Daniela Longo’s OnlyFans account. However, unfortunately, he was recently seized from their animal sanctuary and euthanized by state environmental officials over rabies fears, per The New York Post. Was someone jealous over their success? That’s what it’s starting to sound like!

Who Ratted Out P’Nut The Squirrel?

P’Nut The Squirrel would often be seen on the site frolicking with the other animals. Mark tells The New York Post, “Did this do wonders for my OnlyFans? Absolutely. It’s making a lot of money from this.” As you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak many times, OnlyFans has proven to be a great way to make money. Seemingly everyone is doing it these days from celebrities to Olympic athletes. It sounds like the Longos made enough money from their OnlyFans account that they were able to buy a 350-acre property in upstate New York. One of the biggest draws on the property was P’Nut the Squirrel.

Mark Longo tells The New York Post, “I had my own kind of squrrel dad account, my own Instagram. And it’s me doing my workouts and a lot of the times, you know, I don’t have time to make [dual] content like I used to. I just tag my squirrel dad account from the peanut video I posted so it gets double the clip views. Every once in a while, a shirtless photo [on P’nut’s page, too], but I completely separated myself from this entire thing. Obviously, people were going to find both and try to associate them.” According to The New York Post, the Longos had their upstate property raided and P’nut and Fred the raccoon were both euthanized over rabies concerns due to their close contact with humans.

It seems like they’re now getting lots of support in their community especially when they’re out and recognized. People have heard about the tragedy and have given them their condolences and such. The government is even starting to get involved! A lawmaker has even since proposed legislation to improve animal-rights statutes calling the bill “Peanuts Law: Humane Animal Protection Act.”

Who ratted on P’Nut? That remains unanswered. However, it’s likely someone jealous over their situation and how much money they’ve made. Poor little P’Nut the Squirrel and you can’t forget Fred.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Oh, America the beautiful. Across our wonderful continent of North America you’ll find amazing, adorable animals. However, you’ll also find creatures that are incredibly dangerous. Here are 5 animals in North America that could kill you.

Now, just because they can kill you doesn’t mean they’re out to do it. Yet, it means they have the possibility of doing so! So, it’s best to be aware!

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Well, some of these animals you’re probably already well aware could kill you. However, some of these animals you might not know can kill you. Or, maybe you don’t know they’re actually around! Hey, like NBC used to say, “The More You Know.”

Naturally, there are many more than 5 animals in North America capable of killing you. There are countless. Some may be big powerful animals. Others may be poisonous. It’s important to know what’s out there. These animals could be lurking in your basement. They could be outside your home. Or, they could be all the way across the country from you and pose absolutely no risk of danger or harm.

Of course, when you only select five animals to talk about, you’re leaving a lot on the cutting room floor. So, you won’t hear about any sharks on the list. We know they can kill you. Additionally, jaguars, mountain lions, and American Bison didn’t make the list. That’s right. Bison can kill you, and they have! Not only are Bison huge animals, but they also have horns! Several ways they can take you out. It’s not just limited to a stampede.

Furthermore, I’m counting an “animal” as anything in the Animal Kingdom. They may be reptiles, amphibians, insects, and more. I’m counting them all as animals. I don’t want to hear that “technically, arachnids aren’t animals” or anything. Let’s just relax and have fun.

These 5 Animals Found In America Could Kill You

  • Grizzly Bears

    Grizzly Bears are incredibly dangerous! They’re also massive. They have sharp claws. Additionally, they have very sharp teeth and brute strength. There is no shortage in the ways a Grizzly could kill you. They’re very popular up in Alaska and Western Canada.

  • Alligators

    Alligators are dangerous animals. They’re ancient, smart, and deadly. According to USA Today, alligators have been responsible for 33 human deaths in the last 50 years. Not a great way to go. They’re quicker than you’d think. Then, sneaky, too! Uh oh.

  • Arizona Bark Scorpions

    These small light brown scorpions are deadly! They have venom that is painful and potentially deadly. You don’t want to be stung by one of these. Note that they are nocturnal and are common in southern California, southern Arizona, southern Nevada, and parts of Utah and New Mexico. Black lights can help you spot them at night.

  • Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

    This species of rattlesnake is endemic to the Southeastern United States. Of course, there are other common rattlesnakes found across the country that are also deadly. They like to live in upland dry pine forests, flatwoods, sandhills, and coastal maritime hammocks. Also, they are excellent swimmers! So, don’t try to get away by swimming. They’ll catch you! It’s said to be the most dangerous venomous snake in all of North America.

  • Brown Recluse Spider

    The Brown Recluse Spider has necrotic venom. Their bites will often require medical attention. It is one of three spiders in North America with dangerous venom along with the Black Widow and Chilean Recluse. They’re mostly found in the Central United States. They are very dangerous and harmful to the older community and younger individuals. They’re typically between 6 and 20 millimeters.

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