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An Olympic Swimmer Is Now On OnlyFans

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An Olympic swimmer is now on OnlyFans! Paraguayan swimmer Luana Alonso made quite an impression during the games, now she’s capitalizing on it.

Olympians received a lot of attention during the Paris Games this summer. Many took advantage of their spotlight and started an OnlyFans account during the games to help bring some more money in. It’s not a bad idea! However, now that the games are over more people seem to be trying to get in on the action. That includes an Olympic swimmer from Paraguay!

Is An Olympic Swimmer Now On OnlyFans?

You’ve probably heard stories about how crazy the Olympic Village can be during the games. It sounds like college all over again. There’s often rumors and even reports about what happens in the Village and how much sex the athletes are all having with each other. It sounds crazy. However, it makes sense. They’re a bunch of young athletes in great shape and many are incredibly attractive. Why not have some fun in there?

Well, it sounds like some might have had too much fun. Luana Alonso was reportedly booted from the Olympic Village for “sparking an inappropriate atmosphere” which she denied saying she left on her own accord. It sounds like that stems over an alleged trip to Disneyland Paris. What happened in the past can be left in the past. Let’s focus on the present and the future. Now, Alonso has joined OnlyFans where her fans can view her shared content for $35 each month. However, if you’re expecting some hard core stuff you might be let down. She’s reportedly keeping it PG-13 on the site for now.

According to Daily Mail, the 20-year-old competed in the women’s 100m butterfly and finished 6th in her heat and 29th overall, failing to qualify for the semifinals. She made headlines at the time for immediately retiring from competitive swimming after that race. It sounds like she attracted a lot of fans during her brief apperance in the games, including soccer star Neymar who allegedly slid into her DMs, per Daily Mail. Regarding her decision to retire she says, “Swimming: thank you for allowing me to dream, you taught me to fight, to try, perserverance, sacrifice, discipline, and many more. I gave you part of my life and I don’t change it for anything in the world because I lived the best experiences of my life, you gave me thousands of joys, friends from other countries that I will always carry them in my heart, unique opportunities. It’s not goodbye, it’s see you soon,” via Daily Mail.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Extreme Red Bull Sports That Should Be In The Olympics

The Summer Olympics will take place in Paris, France this Summer! Unfortunately, there’s not much to look forward to this year. There aren’t many well-known athletes competing in the games this year. Ratings aren’t expected to be great this time around. However, there is a way to bring a huge amount of viewers to the TV to watch the games. It will just require some changes to the games. Here are 5 extreme Red Bull sports that should be in the Olympics!

These extreme sports will likely not be in the games any time soon. However, if they want good ratings they should definitely add these sports to the lineup.

5 Extreme Red Bull Sports That Should Be In The Olympics

The Paris games kick off Friday, July 26th and it will conclude on August 11th. At the 2024 Paris Games, there will be swimming, archery, rhythm gymnastics, tennis, diving, wrestling, and more. Sound exciting? Yeah, didn’t think so. However, if they added some extreme sports, things would probably be more interesting! Honestly, right now the thing I’m looking forward to seeing the most are cool shots of Paris. It’s a beautiful city. The competition? Not very exciting this time around.

Red Bull Sports have been making waves for a while now. They’ve done some very extreme stuff that has gone viral. Some of the things they’ve done have never been attempted before, and probably never will be again. That’s the kind of activity I want to see at the games! I can watch people swim in any public pool at any time during the summer months. These extreme sports are much harder to find.

Seriously, they should consider doing this. It’s not like they’d struggle to find athletes to compete in the games. There are people doing daring stunts and participating in extreme sports in every country in the world, I imagine. Additionally, people love watching this kind of stuff! It’s time to update the games a little. We need to bring them into the 21st century. How do we do that? Extreme sports. Here are 5 Red Bull sports I’d like to see integrated into the Olympics.

  • Wingsuit Racing

    Come on! Who wouldn’t want to watch this? They’re going at insanely fast speeds at ridiculous heights! Not to mention someone could get seriously hurt at any minute. You wouldn’t be able to look away. Well, I know I wouldn’t be able to. This needs to be added at the games.

  • Space Free Fall

    Remember this? It went viral when it happened back in 2012, turning Felix Baumgartner into a household name. Now, we’ve seen it’s possible. Let’s bring it to the games! You could see who does the most tricks, has the best landing, I’m not sure if you could do speed because of gravity, but there’s a lot you can do! Sure, it might take a while, but so does the swimming! Countries have fought over the Space Race for years, now we could bring that battle back, in a slightly different way!

  • Cliff Diving

    Diving is already a part of the Olympic Games, why not add a little extra flavor? Those gyms and pools they dive into are so boring. Can’t we have them jump from a cliff? Or throw some sharks in the water, or something? They need to think about we the viewer. Then they can address the athlete’s needs and safety.

  • Extreme Kayaking

    This would be really cool to see! Of all the options, this might be the closest to reality. I could see it actually happening! At least, to an extent. The sounds, the view, the rush! It’s all so amazing. I’d much rather watch this than two guys wrestling. Not even the cool wrestling, either!

  • Funky Bike Race

    Is it me, or do the Olympic Games take themselves a little too seriously? Let’s add some lighthearted fun with this Funky Bike Race. Each team could built their own, or use something native to their home country. It was be fascinating, entertaining, and educational! Think about all the culture and things you could learn about unfamiliar countries around the world! This could end up becoming the most entertaining game in all of the Olympics. They just need to take a leap and add it to the lineup!

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