Walked In On My Roommate Having Sex On The Couch Now He’s Mad At Me?
Q: Kenny called The Cooper and Anthony Show. He gave his roommate loads of space to have sex. He left his own apartment for six hours! Yet when he finally got back, they were on the couch having sex. Now the girlfriend mad at HIM that he walked in on them and his roommate isn’t even talking to him. What should he do?
IF YOU’RE PAYING RENT YOU CAN ENTER YOUR OWN APARTMENT. FULL STOP.
Oh, are you living there for free? He’s paying all the rent and you just crash there? No? I didn’t think so. You also paying your share of the rent to what is also your apartment. That’s your home. You were really cool leaving for any amount of time let alone six freaking hours! They both should be grateful, not angry. They should be buying you dinner and kissing your ass. If anything, YOU should be the one upset. Why were they having sex on your couch? Why weren’t they in his bedroom? And why did they leave the door open?
HE’S THE DOUCHE, NOT YOU
No, you did nothing wrong here. They don’t get to lay this all on you. He’s an asshat and a terrible roommate. You went above and beyond and they can both go screw themselves but do it on someone else’s couch in someone else’s living room, not the one where you are paying your share of the rent and the bills. He’s the jackass here, not you.
IN THE FUTURE
If they want privacy they can get a motel room, go to her place, or here’s an idea…they can use his room. You know, the one he is paying for the same way you are paying for yours. He owes you the apology. Not the other way around and if he doesn’t think so, show him this article.
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