Andy is a Fancy Fool
Who Knew Andy Green Was Eating Such Fancy Lunches?
Idiot criminals. We cover them almost every day. We have also talked about our fair share of car thefts. Whether it be the ‘KiaBoyz’ or just some other criminal activity. But, we have never talked about a man who broke into a car because he wanted the bag of Fritos that was inside.
You can see the entire story at WRIF.com if you’d like. Cort provided a description of what happened with the man and the bag of Fritos. We were all in agreement that a bag of Fritos would not be worth stealing a car. There are so many other delicious chip options. None worth stealing a car but….plain Fritos?! Nah.
Dave says that he warns his kids all the time to make sure their car doors are locked. Also, to not leave anything of value in sight because these thefts happen all the time. However, most people would think their bag of Fritos would be safe.
While talking about this guy, Andy shares a story about his car the other day. He was going inside a gas station and had a special, fancy lunch in his car. So, while walking in, he was eyeing his car, making sure no one stole his fancy lunch. What was this fancy lunch, you ask? Lobster tail!
Everyone is surprised to hear that Andy leaves the show and sometimes treats himself to a lobster tail lunch. And not only lobster tail, but sometimes even crème brûlée! It’s more a jealousy from the rest of the cast (Dave and Lisa) because they are such big lobster fans. Dave even says how jealous he is because all he ate for lunch the day before was a Powerbar.
Lobster tail is much more valuable cargo than a bag of Fritos, so we understand why Andy was being extremely cautious of those lurking in the gas station parking lot. He was able to safely transport that fancy lunch home and eventually enjoyed his lobster tail!
