Self Pleasure Injuries
How Did You Injure Yourself During Self Pleasure?
Today isn’t the first time we’ve discussed sex injuries and it sure won’t be the last. What sparked the conversation today, was a story about a an older man who suffered a heart complication which was triggered by a masturbation session. So then, we had to ask our listeners about self pleasure injuries.
But quickly, let me tell you about the man who started the whole conversation. According to reports from the DailyMail, A 59-year-old guy started to experience lightheadedness, a tingling sensation to both hands, and jaw tightness shortly after masturbating. It turns out, he had a heart artery tear open. Doctors were baffled and he is believed to have made a full recovery.
Right off the top, Dave tries to steer the conversation toward female self pleasure injuries but we couldn’t stop the wave of men who wanted to chime in. There’s just something more pleasant about a lady pleasuring herself than a man, for most of us.
So we hear from a lady who threw her back out and then a woman who rubbed herself raw. A guy texted in with a horrifying sounding injury and Dave had Jason read that shocking texts for everyone. We hear about an ovary injury suffered after something known as the “Small Hands” toy was used. A lady who hurt herself using nipple clamps and then a guy who tried to double up on the backdoor, injuring his lady. And finally, a man with a chilling tale involving his parents and a sex toy. The last one has Chuck thinking about what his dad, The Bryster, would do if he found Chuck in a similar, compromising situation.
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