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What Was Just Discovered At The Top Of A Michigan Grocery Store?

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An unexpected discovery was found on top of a Michigan grocery store. You really never know what could be on top of a grocery store. Few people have ever been up there. First thing that comes to my mind is the scene from Dawn Of The Dead when they’re taking shelter on top of a grocery store (if I remember correctly).

You’d expect there to be some crates, maybe some boxes and supplies. However, you’d never expect to find a woman living up there! Here’s more on the unexpected discovery!

Woman Found Living On Top Of Michigan Grocery Store

According to The New York Post, a woman was found living on top of a Michigan Grocery store inside the signage at a Family Fare Supermarket in Midland, Michigan. She didn’t just get up there, either. It turns out, she had been living up there for an entire year!

It seems like she was living it up, too. She had put together quite the little home inside this Michigan grocery store. The New York Post reports her living area was furnished with a tiny desk, flooring, a pantry full of food, and even a houseplant! That sounds pretty cozy. I’ve lived in apartments that were probably less homely than what she had set up.

She was only discovered when contractors were hired to do some work on the roof. If they weren’t, who knows how long she could have been up there! It looks like she had no plans to vacate the Michigan grocery store anytime soon. She has since been removed and has been told to find somewhere else to live. There’s no word on how she got up there or was able to avoid being detected for a full year. I feel like at some point someone had to have seen her or heard her! She must be incredibly sneaky.

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5 Food Delivery Horror Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Look, we’ve all been there. It’s been a long day and the last thing you want to do is cook a meal. So, we turn to a delivery service. Or, at least we used to. We might not do that anymore after hearing about these stories. Here are 5 food delivery horror stories heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

After hearing these stories, you might be tempted to start cooking more at home. You never know what people might do with your food!

5 Food Delivery Horror Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Trusting a stranger to do anything can be a tough ask. I won’t let a stranger watch my dog. That’s something I know I need to trust you with before asking you to do. Actually, I won’t even ask many of my friends to do a task like that. Additionally, asking a stranger to house sit can be a dangerous ask. Now, I’m supposed to trust them with my food? In their own vehicle? That’s tough.

A lot can go wrong with a stranger picking up your food and handling it. First, they could obviously eat your food. A 10 piece nugget can very quickly turn into a 9 piece. Maybe they won’t take a full nugget. They could just steal one fry. Hey, you’ll never notice. They could also take a sip of your beverage.

However, consuming your food isn’t the only bad thing they can do. They can spit on it. They can put their hands in it. There are no shortage of the weird things they could do to it. Sure, companies have started taking measures to prevent stuff like this happening. They’ll staple or tape your bag shut. There’s no a protective film over beverage cups. However, it doesn’t seem to be enough. Drivers are still out there doing stuff–and getting caught doing it.

Here are 5 examples of food delivery horror stories as heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

  • Guy Finds Poop In His Delivery Order

    There are many things you can find in your delivery order. The last thing you want to find? Probably poop. Well, it happened. I can’t imagine the horror at realizing that. Certainly, I would never order from a food delivery service again. That would be it for me.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • Delivery Driver Gets Held Hostage After Delivering Cold Kabab

    Personally, when I order a kabab I want it to be hot. Turns out, I’m not alone. A delivery driver was held hostage after delivering a cold kabab to a customer! Now, I’ve never taken it that far. However, I do understand the frustration. Where were you? Why isn’t this hot? I’d have so many questions. However, I would still eat it. I can microwave it myself. It’s not worth going to jail over.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • DoorDash Driver Busted Eating Customer's Cookies

    We talked about this earlier. One of the risks you take asking someone else to deliver your food is they could end up eating some of it. Sometimes, they’ll get away with it. There’s no way to tell it was them who ate it. Maybe the restaurant just forgot to give it to you? However, there are times where the evidence is right there. Right on the delivery driver’s face. That’s what happened here. Watch as she hilariously busts him for it.

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

  • A DoorDasher Jumped To Conclusions And Left An Angry Note In A Customer's Bag

    Well, this is embarrassing. I’ve got second hand embarrassment from this. Definitely major cringe. This delivery driver assumed she wasn’t going to receive a tip and left a nasty note for the customer. However, she failed to consider the possibility of a cash tip. Well, by the time she realized that it was too late. Watch the humiliating video below!

    READ FULL STORY HERE!

  • Herd Of Cows Chase DoorDash Driver

    Now, this story is different. Turns out, not every delivery horror story is scary for the customer. Sometimes, it can be scary for the driver! They could meet a strange customer. They could get mugged for their money or food. Or, they could be chased by a gang of cows. That’s something straight out of a horror movie. Well, it happened!

    READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

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