Publix Creates The Most 2020 Cake Ever

Author Ted Kamikaze

March 14th, 2020 12:50 AM

The talented bakery team at Publix has outdone themselves. This photo hit social media tonight and the world is getting a much needed laugh. With the shortage of toilet paper frustrating customers who just want a clean butt, Publix is offering up this delicious cake in hopes to wipe… the slate clean. But please, don’t squeeze this Charmin.

https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1238956345421901824/photo/1

An updated list of what’s cancelled, postponed or still on in Tampa Bay

• Tampa Theatre

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  Tampa Theatre is doing "virtual screenings" until they can reopen.

• Live PD Pasco Meet & Greet

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  Fans of the TV show Live PD were planning on coming to Pasco County from out of state for "Community Touch A Truck and Meet & Greet" on April 4, but Pasco Sheriff's office tweeted this week they will have to postpone.

• Busch Gardens

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  Reopening June 11. They'll be closed Tuesday and Wednesday to start.
• MOSI

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  MOSI, along with The Glazer Children’s Museum, Tampa Museum of Art, Henry B. Plant Museum and The Florida Aquarium are closed.

• Bay Area Ren Fest is Back

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  The Bay Area Renaissance Festival wrapped up early for this year.

• Florida Public Schools Required To Close

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  Florida's governor announced on April 18th that all K-12 schools in Florida will continue to use distance learning through the end of the school year. This is a change from the plan to return at the beginning of May.
• Jersey Boys

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  Jersey Boys and all shows at The Straz Center have been suspended until April 19.

• Chasco Fiesta

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  Chasco Fiesta organizers do hope to reschedule the festival, but given that Bret Michaels is going on tour with Poison, it might be tough to get him for when they do.

• Grand Prix of St. Petersburg

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  The race was originally scheduled for the weekend of March 13th, but was ultimately canceled. However, on March 26th officials announced they expect to reschedule the race for the end of the IndyCar season. Date TBD.
• Frankie Valli and several more concerts postponed…

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  Art Garfunkel, Jill Scott, Graham Nash, America, Bruce Hornsby, Howard Jones, Frankie Valli, Trey Kennedy, A Bowie Celebration are all postponed.

• Sun ‘n Fun Aerospace Expo in Lakeland

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  The popular Polk County event is postponed. Word is they hope to move it to May.

• Universal Orlando Resort

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  The parks could open as soon as June 5. Select CityWalk venues are open from 4–10 pm daily.
• Tampa Bay Rowdies

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  The Rowdies season is postponed for 30 days.

• WrestleMania 36

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  WWE's WrestleMania 36 will not take place at Raymond James Stadium as planned. The WWE says they will instead present the show from their Orlando training center without an audience. Fans who purchased tickets through Ticketmaster will automatically get a refund in the next 30 days.

• NCAA Basketball

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  No March Madness. The NCAA has cancelled the Division 1 men's and women's 2020 basketball tournaments, as well as all remaining winter and spring NCAA championships.
• Disney Springs

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  The parks remain closed, but some retail stores and restaurants are open at Disney Springs.

• Tampa Bay Airfest 2020

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  Tampa Bay Airfest 2020 featuring the U.S. Navy Blue Angels has been canceled at MacDill Air Force Base.

• Valspar Championship

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  The PGA has canceled THE PLAYERS Championship and all events through the Valero Texas Open.
• Tampa Bay Lightning

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  The NHL season is "paused" according to Commissioner Gary Bettman.

• Kenny Chesney Concert

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  Kenny Chesney's Tampa show at Raymond James Stadium has been postponed. They do hope to reschedule.

• Cher

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  Cher's Amalie Arena performance has been postponed.
• Tampa Bay Vipers

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  The XFL has announced they will not be playing their regular season games. They say they're looking forward to a full season in 2021.

• Country Thunder

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  The popular country music festival featuring Eric Church near Orlando has been postponed. Country in the Park in Pinellas Park for next weekend has also been called off.

• Tampa Bay Rays

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  Major League Baseball has suspended Spring Training and will delay the start of the regular season.
• Howie Mandel

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  The "America's Got Talent" and "Deal or No Deal" host was supposed to play the Seminole Hard Rock March 21. That show has been canceled.

• Florida’s Largest Home Show

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  The home show at the Florida State Fairgrounds has been postponed.

• USF

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  The University of South Florida will begin transitioning all classes to remote instruction beginning Monday, March 23. Visit usf.edu/coronavirus
• St. Leo University

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  Online classes will begin March 23 for those students who attend at the main campus.

• YES Concert in Clearwater

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  Yes has cancelled the trip to Florida for the show, but the concert will go on with the Alan Parsons Project and a replacement act.

• Josh Groban Concert

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  His March 16 performance at Ruth Eckerd Hall has been postponed. He says he hopes to reschedule.
• Chris Lane At Th Dallas Bull

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  His March 14th show has been postponed.

• Tampa’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade

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  Tampa's St. Patrick's Day Parade in Ybor City Saturday night is cancelled.

• Tampa’s River O’Green

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  The St. Patrick's Day celebration in Tampa has been cancelled.
• Donald Trump’s Tampa Rallly

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  It hasn't been called off yet, however it seems unlikely as President Trump has told reporters it's unlikely the event will go on.

• Tampa Pride 2020

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  Tampa Pride 2020 has been rescheduled for May 30.

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Author Ted Kamikaze

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• Coronavirus
• Ted Kamikaze

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