Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what a guy smuggled inside of his butt, a dude who changed his name to Celine Dion, how trying to help someone backfired on you, a car that got stuck after doing donuts, a model’s butt tattoo, the biggest douche moves after a date, a rub & tug date, lost porn, a criminal who hid his face inside of a watermelon mask, bug girl all you can eat, and more!