Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ways that someone on show could try to get out of jury duty, they finally decided who will host Jeopardy, an entire family involved in a knife fight with each other, a fast food manager that threw scolding hot water on complaining customers, a guy diagnosed with “eggplant deformity” after breaking his penis during sex, senior center women that had an art class with a nude male model, a woman that took 150 driving tests to help other people pass, a guy that caught a toddler that fell out of a 6th floor apartment window, a drunk dude charged with DUI driving a mobility scooter inside a store, a record breaking skinny dip event, a guy that died taking a selfie near a helicopter, a woman fighting for her life after being bitten 15 times by a spider, and more!