Obituary Remembers Florida Man For His Love Of ‘Marlboros, Fast Women, And Ford Broncos’

The obituary of a Florida Man is fondly remembering him for his love of "Marlboros, fast women, and Ford Broncos." That's a good life.

Your obituary is an important piece of writing that will immortalize your forever. It shares your legacy with readers and highlights what you accomplished and held most dearly in your life. Typically, obituaries will talk about loving your family members and will list off some relatives and family history. It might even mention something you enjoyed doing during your time on earth. However, few obituaries end up like the one this Florida Man received. It sounds like he lived quite the life. This is definitely my kind of obituary. When I go, I expect something awesome like this!

This one-of-a-kind obituary belongs to Arthur Nixon Bates IV who passed away on March 5th, 2025. His obituary was published in the Tampa Bay Times with the author mentioning that Bates had succumbed to his "life of drugs" and other life choices, per WKRN.

According to WKRN, his obituary read, "He is survived by three daughters, none of whom know how they will get by without dad calling to ask for $20 for cigarettes and methadone, one last time." Okay, is this supposed to be funny or are they angry? It's hard to read tone over text!

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

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Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

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If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

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Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

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Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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