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Florida Man On A Tricycle Fights Man With A Machete Over A Flashlight

A Florida Man on a tricycle fought another man with a machete and it was all over a flashlight! It’s the latest Florida Man story heard on Dave & Chuck…

A couple of tricycles outside ready for a race. A Florida Man on a tricycle got in a fight with another man with a machete!

A Florida Man on a tricycle got in a fight with another man with a machete! (Photo by Paul Zimmerman/Getty Images for “Harry”)

Paul Zimmerman/Getty Images for "Harry"

A Florida Man on a tricycle fought another man with a machete and it was all over a flashlight! It's the latest Florida Man story heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

A Florida Man on a tricycle doesn't sound the type of person you'd want to mess with. What kind of adult rides around on a tricycle? Clearly, not one you want to start any issues with. Here's more on this trending story and how it unfolded below. It's not what you'd expect!

Florida Man On A Tricycle Fights Another With A Machete

This incident with a Florida Man on a tricycle all played out in Volusia County, Florida. According to WFTV 9, a man got into a fight with another man early on Sunday morning at the beach over the tricycle's flashlights. Reports say the victim was the one riding a tricycle down the beach with a machete in his basket when the suspect confronted him over the flashlight he was using as headlights. That's when an argument broke out.

WFTV 9 reports that the suspect then armed himself with the machete the victim had in his bike's basket. He was attacked by his own machete! That's a great reason to never carry one to begin with. Reports say the suspect hit the victim with the machete on his right thigh and the two men started fighting over control of the weapon. Both were cut during the fight but the victim ended up with his machete back.

WFTV 9 reports that the victim drove away on his tricycle but called 911 and was eventually taken to the hospital to treat his non-life-threatening injuries. Investigators believe they found a possible person of interest in the area but did not have enough to hold the suspect in custody. So, they photographed him and released him. What a crazy non-ending for this weird story! How can you do all of that out in public and not get caught or identified? Just another early Sunday morning in beautiful Florida!

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers

Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer

If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin

Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo

Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

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