We are sad to see the legend head out to greener pastures but will this be the last time we hear of Tom Brady? Probably not. We polled our lady listeners and you’d be surprised what they would like to see Tom Brady do next.
Can’t remember my dream from last night… Any help?
Posted by Tom Brady on Friday, September 29, 2017
Personal Trainer
Get your pump on with a 7 time Superbowl Champion. We could see ourselves hitting an early morning session with the GOAT. A workout with him is almost guaranteed to keep you going hard till you are almost 50.
Animal Handler
What is it with Tom and animals that they just seem to love everything he does. Some people want to see him give tours or even sit around Busch Gardens and play with the animals there.
Auto Detailer
There was a time when this was peak performance in a can. And some of you ladies would still let this guy wash your car no questions asked. Just like this too.
Personal Ski Instructor
Look we are starting to notice a pattern here. But to each her own I guess. Imagine having some one on one time with Tom Really helping you get that perfect bend down to make you go faster.
Massage Therapist
Strapping guy like hims really gonna work out those kinks in your back. Really get in there and let loose some of the knots you got building up inside.
Substitute Teacher
Ladies, this fantasy dream job could be a reality. Tom said he wanted to get closer to his kids, meaning he could go and try and teach at the local schools to get more one-on-one time with them. How many of you are ready to go back to school to see him.
House Cleaner
Imagine showing up after a long day’s work and you know the house is a mess only to find out the maid service you hired comes with this guy and a feather duster. Watch him take out the trash maybe get a little suddsy doing dishes.
Lifeguard
How many of you just want this to be true so you can pretend to drown. Go on raise them hands we know your out their. How many times are you going to pretend to drown in the same day?
Cabaña Boy
Another towel Tom? Why yes of course. And a Margarita to go with it too. Oh you know her so well. You ladies are not even trying at this point are you?
Personal Chef
Apparently hes got some mad skills in the kitchen. But what is disturbing is one of you ladies wrote in he has to wear nothing but a chefs hat and apron. That is so unsafe what if he gets a grease burn?
Surf Coach
Tom Brady retires and all you ladies find the need to get into some fitness all of a sudden. A surf coach seems like a legit job for the Goat now that he lives here in Florida.
Yoga Instructor
Get out those mats, ladies, and prepare for the downward dog. Feel the tension release from the hips all the way down to your soul. Deep breathe in, long exhale out. If you aren’t sweating, your probably doing this wrong with him.
Beach Boy
This wasn’t even a real job, more just you wanted him to run around the beach. Starting to think this list may be more illegitimate than initially thought.
Posted by Tom Brady on Tuesday, May 28, 2019
LumberJack
He’s a lumberjack and thats ok, he sleeps all night and works all day. Swinging axes and lifting heavy logs. Than you add in the flannel shirt and the suspenders you got a real winner here.
Taking the Christmas tree to the next level this year...
Posted by Tom Brady on Monday, December 5, 2016
All this is just speculation we know with Tom Brady’s resume he could literally be anything he wants to be at this point. Like a fashion designer or something. Whatever he chooses ladies just be happy for the guy.