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MIAMI BEACH, FLORIDA - JULY 12: A model walks the runway during Save Our Seas Fashion Show By ISHINE365 - Paraiso Miami Beach at the Plymouth Hotel Miami on July 12, 2019 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for Think Hospitality)

Please, save our whatever the hell these women are wanting us to save. Wait. Are you even reading this? Hello? Oh never mind.