Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about which Thanksgiving foods need to go, a gofundme that Dave needs to buy Kenny Rogers old mansion, a woman busted smuggling half a million dollars of cocaine in her wheel chair, having the safe sex talk with your parents, temporary vasectomies being tested, a guy that died dancing on the back of a moving semi-truck, a shark that tried to come on land to get a dog, a cop fired when he was busted in a Pokémon card scam, a daughter that took her dad to a strip club for his 100th birthday, divers that found part of the Discovery space shuttle, a new video game that lets you play as Jesus, a car goes airborne and crashes on the roof of a house, Chuck and Lisa get their mind blown by a Christmas Carol, and more!