Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things you would use to wipe in an emergency situation, a mom busted catfishing her daughter, NFL player had a medical emergency during game, a guy that caused a hospital evacuation after arriving with WWI artillery shall in rectum, a dude that shoved 15 boiled eggs in his butt, a kid treated for swallowing a jellyfish, a dominatrix trying to get her city to fund her dungeon, a teen that gave out fake parking tickets, four human skulls found in a package in Mexico addressed to USA, a Canadian guy arrested after getting into a fight with a tree, a Russian sausage tycoon mysteriously died, a woman wanted for kidnapping her manager at Smoothie King, a software engineer tried to pull the scheme from “Office Space,” staying hydrated will stop you from looking older, and more!