Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a security guard with nunchucks that took out a steak knife wielding trespasser, a skyscraper climbing raccoon making news headlines, America’s favorite place to eat when drunk, women that enjoy being “swaffled,” the most powerful people in comedy currently, a woman who won $85K in a lawsuit after getting hit in the face with spicy pasta, a chick at a music festival that got her head stuck in a tail pipe, a guy who got his penis stuck inside his mistress after his wife visited a witch doctor, the dumbest calls roadside service has been called out for, campers burning their poop caused an enormous wildfire, a 180 lb dog that had to be rescued from a roof, and more!