Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about ketchup now being available in slices, a man drowning after his boat capsized was saved by a nearby dog, physically torturing your boss makes you feel better about your job, a horse that was brought into a Miami nightclub and panicked, a male beauty contest that was cancelled because contestants were too ugly, craigslist officially removing personals section, a woman suing a restaurant after being injured by a drag queens breasts, when did you see an accidental show?, a work prank with an air compressor leads to a murder charge, sex can help clear a stuffy nose, a guy that celebrated a $96,000 lawsuit settlement by getting hookers who end up stealing all his money, and more!