Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how bed bugs could be one of the scariest things alive, a man that tried to attack a school bus with a broomstick and a machete, boner pills causing Hugh Hefner to lose his hearing, a restaurant dish washer that became one of the world’s top models in a month, what a man needs to satisfy two women in a threesome, an international drug dealer busted when he entered a beard and mustache competition, what has confused your genitals, customers throwing items at customer service workers, a guy who claims to have burned his nipples off using an aerosol deodorant, a store that started selling a Taco Bell clothing line, and more!  This episode is powered by [Gametime.co](http://gametime.co/dctf) .