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Florida Man Calls 911 Complaining Of No Sex In The Champagne Room

A Florida man called 911 complaining there was no sex in the champagne room at the strip club. He thought he was getting ripped off. Sometimes, things are better left…

SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO, CA – DECEMBER 29: Bottles of champagne are seen on display at a Costco store December 29, 2008 in South San Francisco, California. As the economy continues to falter, sales of sparkling wine and champagne are down this year compared to a 4 percent surge from last year. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

A Florida man called 911 complaining there was no sex in the champagne room at the strip club. He thought he was getting ripped off.

Sometimes, things are better left to the imagination. When you think about it, the champagne room at the strip club can be a wild place. Like what you see in the movies or in a music video. However, reality is often different than what you see on TV. The champagne room often isn't what you've built it up to be in your head or anything like you've seen on TV or in movies. You can't call 911 because there's no sex in the champagne room! That's not how it works or what the champagne room is! 21-year-old Sultan Alnofaie is now learning that the hard way. You can see his mugshot provided by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office below.

Sultan Alnofaie mugshot

Sultan Alnofaie mugshot

Florida Man Calls 911 Complaining Of No Sex In The Champagne Room

According to The Smoking Gun, Alnofaie called 911 around 1am saying he paid $300 for a private room and requested sex from a staff member but was denied the acts. It all happened at the OZ Gentlemen's Club in Clearwater, Florida.

Yeah, you can't do that! That's prostitution. You can pay for a dance and some attention, but not that! He was arrested for misuse of the 911 system and was later released on bail. He only turned 21 a week before the incident, according to The Smoking Gun.

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