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Snake Bites Guy’s Dong In Viral Video

There’s a viral video making the rounds on Instagram where a snake bites a guy’s dong! It looks painful. If a snake bites your dong, it’s going to hurt. There’s…

BRISTOL, ENGLAND – AUGUST 02: A King Cobra is displayed to the public at Noah’s Ark Zoo Farm on August 2, 2016 in Bristol, England. Noah’s Ark Zoo Farm has teamed up with the Reptile Zone in Bristol to bring a fortnight of educational shows which allows members of the public to see some of the world’s most deadliest reptiles close up. The annual event showcases some of the world’s most notorious snakes behind a specially constructed presentation room. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

There's a viral video making the rounds on Instagram where a snake bites a guy's dong! It looks painful.

If a snake bites your dong, it's going to hurt. There's probably no place worse for it to latch onto and one man in Indonesia is now learning that the hard way. He was in the water when the snake slid up his shorts and bit him on his genitals and apparently latched on and wouldn't let go! Ouch! This isn't any little snake either that got him. I cannot even fathom what he had to have been going through. Check out the viral video shared by @jejaksiaden on Instagram below.

Snake Bites Man's Penis In Viral Video

Ouch! It looks like once he got to land it ended up biting him again and re-attaching itself to his dong. That is far from ideal.

The video is going very viral on Instagram with more than 3.5M likes since it was shared only 4 days ago. Some of the commenters are joking about how it looks like he has a massive package thanks to the snake being attached there, other commenters can't wrap their head around how much pain he must be in.

Please don't tell me he did this on purpose? Once he's back on land it almost looks like he's not trying his hardest to get the snake off of him? I know if a snake latched onto my dong I would do whatever it took to get it off of me as fast as possible and he doesn't appear to be doing that. What do you think? Was this all an accident or was he trying to get bit?

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