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Nursing Home Resident Busted For Selling Meth We have heard that there can be some wild nursing home residents. We have talked about raving grannies and even people who are…

Nursing Home Resident Busted For Selling Meth

We have heard that there can be some wild nursing home residents. We have talked about raving grannies and even people who are getting up to the nasty. Today, we learn of a 70-year-old resident who was busted for selling meth.

According to Yahoo, "Police say a man who is a resident at a nursing and rehabilitation center has been arrested for selling meth to another resident. According to the Orwigsburg Borough Police Department, officers were called to the Orwigsburg Nursing and Rehabilitation Center after a staff member found a straw and a white substance inside a bag under the mattress of a resident. The resident originally denied knowing what the substance was or how he got it, however, he later admitted that another resident, 70-year-old Joseph E. Hunt Sr., sold him the drug for $10, as stated in the affidavit."

We imagine a nursing home that has a bunch of residents on meth. The games of Bingo would we insane. The most fast-paced, jittery Bingo you have ever seen. Also, how quickly would the residents get through their crafts? How fast would they be flying around in wheelchairs? A meth nursing home would be hilariously dangerous.

We also discover that Chuck has nursing home dreams. For some reason, he wants to experience the comfort and be waited on. People would have to come visit him and he'd be able to get whatever he wanted to eat in a moments notice. Well, I guess we know the reason after all.

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