Did A Florida Man Almost Die While Getting A Lap Dance From A Topless Maid?

Did a Florida man almost die while getting a lap dance from a topless maid! That's what she's claiming!

That would be one wild way to go out, wouldn't it? The topless maid took to social media to tell the story and it sounds so crazy that even she couldn't believe what she was experiencing--and she's a topless maid who has likely seen it all! Sometimes, you're just not ready for it!

Let's be honest, having a topless maid isn't the most ordinary experience. Having a maid is one thing, but having it be part of the job that she go topless is something completely different! In the viral video, she says the 78-year-old man is old and rich. She says that after she cleans she sometimes will give the man, Frank, a lap dance because he's so awesome. However, it's not a part of the job.

She describes the moment he went stiff during the dance--and not in the pants. His entire body went stiff and he started grabbing his chest and he was struggling to breathe. It's wild seeing her explain the situation from her perspective. It sounds like he even stopped breathing at one point and she didn't have a security guard with her that day which she sometimes will. That meant she had to perform CPR on him (probably while naked). So, she brings him back and then calls 911 and tells them what's going on. She seems like an absolute riot. She confirms that all of this happened topless--even when the EMS arrived! See the viral video shared on TikTok by @sincerest_sammi below! Warning! There's lots of swearing and F-bombs in the video while she's describing what went down.

Wow. That sounds like quite the day for her! Frank might have to reconsider having a topless maid and just have a normal professional one who cleans up. Or at least maybe go without the lap dance from a topless maid next time, I don't think you're ready Frank! Have them keep their clothes and and their hands off of you. We can't have this happen again.

I want to know more about her! What else has she seen or done during her job as a topless maid? This can't be the first and only weird thing that's happened to her on the job. It's an interesting career choice but it seems to fit her well. She has a fun personality and can make it work.

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

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Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

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If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

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Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

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Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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