Perverts Of The Day: Two Guys Tried To Get Freaky In Inappropriate Places
Typically, on Dave & Chuck The Freak, we introduce a Pervert Of The Day. Today, we’re taking it to another level. There’s not one Pervert Of The Day today, no,…
What did these two guys do to be named the Perverts Of The Day?
Typically, on Dave & Chuck The Freak, we introduce a Pervert Of The Day. Today, we're taking it to another level. There's not one Pervert Of The Day today, no, there are perverts. Meet our Perverts Of The Day, two guys who tried to get freaky in inappropriate places.
Learn from their mistakes. You don't want to try to make a move this way, or in this place ever. There's never an appropriate time for this. Let's meet these pervs.
Perverts Of The Day: Two Guys Tried To Get Freaky In Inappropriate Places
These two men have different stories, but one thing in common: incredibly creepy. Now, they're in trouble with the law. Never do what they did. Let's meet these two guys.
The first Pervert Of The Day can be found in and around Fort Collins, Colorado. That's where Stephen Masalta was arrested on charges that he masturbated outside of several coffee shops and businesses in the area, according to The Smoking Gun. Additional counts were reportedly filed against him after law enforcement went through his electronic devices which contained incriminating video evidence.
According to The Smoking Gun, videos recorded by Masalta allegedly show him masturbating into fruits, vegetables, and baked goods while he was employed at a Safeway store. Police are continuing to investigate Masalta and more charges are expected to be filed. Check out Masalta's mugshot below.
Stephen Masalta mugshot (via Larimer County Sheriff's Office)
Now, for the second guy. This story is from Naples, Florida where a man has been taken into custody for inappropriately touching an EMS paramedic, according to NBC 2.
NBC 2 reports that Naples Police were called to the Cancer Alliance of Naples after receiving reports of a man refusing to leave the building and locking himself in the bathroom. When Police arrived to the scene, they found Frederick Lloyd Day standing in the bathroom. NBC 2 says Day was complaining of foot pain and said he was bitten by a bug. So, Collier County EMS took him downtown for treatment. At least, that was the plan.
Staff ended up not allowing him inside the transport due to inappropriate behavior. NBC 2 reports officers say Day strapped into the stretcher with a "noticeable erect penis showing through his basketball shorts." The report goes on to say he was touching himself as a paramedic was taking his blood pressure. When asked to remove his hand from his pants, NBC 2 reports he then tried to reach out towards the victim's legs. Reports say he continued to attempt to touch the victim even after being told to stop.
He was charged with battery on a specified personnel. Check out Day's mugshot below. Don't be like these two!
Frederick Day Mugshot (via Collier County Sheriff's Office)
Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 ‘Mugshots Of The Day’ For 2023
Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!
That's right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak's 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!
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As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That's a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!
However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don't need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You'll find examples of both below.
As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We'll simply look at the numbers.
That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!
Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!
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