Hot or Not? Naked Woman Walks Into Store Armed With Potato Peeler
An armed person is scary. A naked armed person is even scarier! Well, it’s time for another game of ‘Hot or Not?’ on Dave & Chuck The Freak! Now, let’s…
An armed person is scary. A naked armed person is even scarier! Well, it's time for another game of 'Hot or Not?' on Dave & Chuck The Freak! Now, let's meet the naked woman who walked into a store armed with a potato peeler!
So, here's how the game works. We tell you the story, then you guess if they are hot or not solely depending on the story and the information available to you. Ready? Let's play!
Hot or Not? Naked Woman Walks Into Store Armed With Potato Peeler
According to The Smoking Gun, Celia Barrett, 35, caused quite the drunken disturbance at a RaceTrac store in St. Petersburg, Florida. Reports say she threatened convenience store workers with a sharp potato peeler, wrecked a Red Bull display, and then masturbated in front of deputies before finally being brought into custody, per The Smoking Gun.
The criminal complaint says she threatened two workers while yielding the potato peeler, allegedly threatening to kill one of them, according to The Smoking Gun. Upon being apprehended, Barrett admitted that she had consumed "approximately 6 shots of liquor," according to The Smoking Gun.
She has been charged with aggravated assault, disorderly intoxication, trespass, criminal mischief, and exposure of sexual organs. Turns out, this isn't the first time she's had trouble with the law, either. The Smoking Gun says her rap sheet includes convictions for battery, prostitution, criminal mischief, and narcotics possession.
So, there you have it. That's the story of Celia Barrett. Now that you know a little bit about her and have become familiar with the story of (this) arrest, we're ready to play a game of 'Hot Or Not?' What do you think? She was naked. SO, are you picturing someone good looking or someone...less good looking? A potato peeler shows she probably eats her vegetables. So, she could be in good shape?
Ready to find out? Check out Celia Barrett's mugshot below!
Dave & Chuck The Freak’s ‘Hot Or Not?’ Top 10 Of 2023
2023 was a crazy year. However, was it crazy hot...or not? Take a look at the top 10 'Hot Or Not?' examples from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023!
We crunched the numbers and did real math to find out which were the best. Good news! We found them. Regardless of whether they are Hot Or Not, these were the hottest of Dave & Chuck The Freak's 'Hot Or Not' in 2023!
Dave & Chuck's Hot Or Not 2023
Well, we certainly met some characters this year. However, when you're looking for the best of the best, you can't let anything slip through the cracks. We analyzed the numbers (I hate math) and found which Hot Or Nots were the most popular in 2023.
Of course, when you are out to find the 10 best in a wild category like Hot Or Not, you're bound to leave some good examples behind. However, I am satisfied with the Top 10 we've built. These stories simply can't be beat.
So, what makes a Hot Or Not so popular? Aren't they all amazing? Well, yes. Yes, they are. Let's be honest, Dave and Chuck are talking about these Hot Or Not examples for a reason. It could be because of the story behind the arrest. They are definitely always entertaining. Or, the draw could be from wondering if they are indeed hot or not.
There are some crimes you would never believe an attractive person could do. Yet, when you see the reveal in the mugshot--that theory is quickly proven wrong. It turns out, hot people can commit ugly crimes. Just like people deemed "ugly" can commit crimes that you'd only expect a hot person to do. Turns out, "ugly" people take their clothes off, too. Can you guess based on the story of the crime if the perpetrator is hot or not? That's the game!
Let's check out the hottest Hot Or Not examples from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023!
Woman Stabs Boyfriend In Eye With Needle After Catching Him Look At Another Woman
This is certainly one interpretation of Hammurabi's "eye for an eye." Your man can't look at other women if he doesn't have eyes, I suppose. Ouch.
“Half-Naked Woman” Assaults Deputies And Pees In Their Car!
Oh my. This crime just gets worse and worse as you read on! Based on the headline do you think she's going to be hot or not?
Woman Upset with Grandfather Sets His House on Fire
We all have family issues, she just took hers a little further than others normally would. Likely a bit of an overreaction. Do you think the woman with issues with her grandfather is hot or not?
A Stripper Battered Her Ex with a Wad of Cash
This story is about a stripper, so you'd assume she's hot, right? Well, not so fast! Check out the full story before rushing to any judgements.
A Woman Trying to Make a Flight Stole an Uber, Because Her Driver Wouldn’t Floor It!
You know, this is probably a pretty common thing for passengers to think about. You've got somewhere you need to be, it's not the time to take your time, driver! Step on it! If you won't do it, then I will. However, most keep it in their head. They don't act on it like she did.
Woman Assaults Her Boyfriend with a Whole Chicken!
A whole chicken? That just sounds like a waste. Was it frozen or cooked? I feel like that matters here. See if she's hot or not above.
Naked Virginia Woman Shows Up and Attacks a Homeowner with a Frying Pan
The word "naked" is in the title, so you're probably picturing someone hot. Maybe it's best if you keep that image in your head instead of seeing the real thing. No, I take that back. Check it out.
Topless Woman Destroys Statue in Church
Did somebody say "topless?" Yes, we did. However, don't get your hopes up. Click the above link to see if she's hot or not!
Georgia Woman Breaks Into A Closed Restaurant And Makes A Salad
Certainly only hot people like salads, right? An ugly person would have chosen something differently, right? See for yourself, you actually might be surprised! Like, pleasantly surprised.
Nude woman takes bath in puddle of Florida library parking lot
Again, what you're picturing in your head is probably much much cooler than what actually happened. Is the naked bather hot or not? Click above to find out!
What do you think? Is this what you expected?
