Florida Chipotle Going Viral Because Of Salacious Yelp Reviews
Have you seen the latest Yelp reviews on a Chipotle in Florida?
There’s a particular Chipotle in Fort Myers that is getting some viral notice because of some crazy Yelp reviews. Apparently, someone on Yelp made the claim that there is a manager at that Chipotle who is “Sleeping with customers.”
The Yelp reviewer goes by Jessiika F. from Cape Coral. She wrote on Yelp, “Stay far away…Lucy the GM or whatever position she is in– she likes to sleep with married man AKA her customers.” Does Lucy have some explaining to do? Or is Jessiika (with two i’s) stirring up some trouble? Who can say? But Jessiika’s review prompted some other (likely just comedic) Yelp Reviews.
Jake W. of Tampa Bay: “Lucy is a pig, she slept with my husband too. They need better customer service that doesn’t involve my bed. The guac sucks too!!”
Evan K. of DeKalb: “Don’t send your husbands here to ‘pick up chipotle.’ Next thing you know, Lucy is going to seduce them into sleeping with her like she has with multiple married men! You have GUAC to be kidding me!”
Andrew L. wrote: “Lucy went above and beyond when handling my burrito. Will be visiting this location much more frequently.”
Obviously, all the comedians are taking their turn on Yelp. And we had some fun discussing this crazy story on the MJ Morning Show. Maybe we need to go to Fort Myers Chipotle and do an investigative piece and find this “Lucy.”
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