A punk band based in Australia is about to set the world on fire with an incredibly unique number-one gold record. No, we don’t mean an album that has topped the charts and has been certified gold.
Private Function is releasing their new album 370HSSV 0773H this Friday (March 31.) They’re releasing multiple versions of the LP, including various colored vinyl variations. However, fans quick to the early pre-sale of the album were able to snag the super-rare “gold” version of the album.
Why is it “gold”? Because the vinyl, itself, will be filled with the band’s actual urine. (Yes, really!)
For proof, the band shared the video below showing each member entering a bathroom and coming out with containers filled with their urine. (Side note: Some of these members should really consider drinking more water, because the color of their pee is far too dark.)
Anyway, Private Function explains in the video’s caption, “Because of the annoying amount of experimentation needed to make this record work we don’t have a physical copy yet but here’s a video outlining the creation of it.” It’s noted in the video the 50 fans that bought the “gold” record will have to wait an extra month until the LP arrives.
Private Function also made sure to write in the caption, “Please don’t use our DNA to commit crimes.” If someone does, well…they’re not a very nice fan, are they?
Regardless, here’s hoping this opens the door to more disgusting vinyl innovations in the future, if only to make life a little less dull.