Sean Roberts

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The principal is on adminsitrative leave.

Getting your car keyed just sucks, and it happens more often than you’d think. Some people are jealous, others don’t like how you parked. Regardless of the reasons or circumstances, damaging someone’s car is illegal. Parking lots are a prime location for such vandalism, as evidenced by an incident last week at a Publix in St. Cloud.

In a bizarre case out of St. Cloud, a Florida high school principal has been arrested as a suspect in a car-keying case. Osceola County police say they arrested Nathaniel Fancher, who is the principal of St. Cloud High School, for keying the entire length of a vehicle that was parked in a local Publix parking lot. The car suffered $3,000 worth of damage. While the Osceola County School District confirmed Fancher’s criminal charge of criminal mischief, they provided no further details. Francher was booked into the Osceola County Jail, but has since paid his bond and remains free until his court date.

Vandalism to automobiles is nothing new, but recent cases have proven to be very costly for the perpretrators. Many late-model cars, including Teslas, are now equipped with onboard surveillance systems with multiple cameras that document the crime and the person who did it. Many vandals have been caught and prosecuted via the high-tech gadgetry. Source:

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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!