The Perfect Hanukkah Gift From Dave and Chuck
Over the years, Dave has given Jason some…. unique and interesting gifts for Hanukkah. This year, Target said “hold my beer.”
The retail store is getting ripped on the Internet for selling a menorah that looks like something straight out of the Dave and Chuck the Freak holiday store. It’s supposed to be a lion. Depending on how you angle it on your mantel or hold it in your hand though, it looks like something else. We’ll say it. A penis. It looks like a penis. Happy Hanukkah indeed.
We assume Dave has already bought all of them.
this is a real menorah currently being sold at Target……….I am WHEEZING pic.twitter.com/op9LMoCcfy
— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) December 15, 2022
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Jade was born and raised in Detroit Rock City and grew up listening to Led Zeppelin, The Who, Tom Petty, etc. In high school she tried multiple different styles from cheerleader to goth but couldn’t do gymnastics and couldn’t get her eyeliner dark enough. She settled on jeans and a t-shirt, playing sports and making normal situations overly awkward. When she’s not making bad jokes on the radio you can find her shanking golf balls into the woods on the golf course and drinking beers at the bar. She has a strict two shot limit when it comes to tequila. Jade enjoys writing and talking about everything happening in Detroit Rock City, our Detroit sports teams, golf, and her fear of robots.