The intruder was wearing nothing but a towel.
There’s nothing like coming home after a hard day of work, settling back in your favorite chair and popping the top on a cold, frothy beverage. Your home is a sacred, serene place. It’s the fruit of your labors, it’s your refuge from the world. But not everyone respects your property.
Take the case of a Fort Myers, Florida man, who was visiting some neighbors when he got a message on his phone that a man wearing a towel on his head was wandering around outside his home and trying to get inside. By the time the man arrived back at his home, he opened the front door to find an unknown man standing in his living room and going through his things. The man was wearing nothing but a towel. That’s when the bad guy reportedly ran toward the homeowner in an attempt to attack him. However, homey don’t play that. Instead of backing off, he punched the intruder directly in the face. When the naked guy tried to escape, the victim nailed him in the face again.
When deputies arrived on the scene, they found an injured 64-year-old man, his nose still swollen from the punches he received during the altercation. The suspect was charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling during a state of emergency. It’s an unusual charge, but the Fort Myers area is still under emergency status after Hurricane Ian back in September. While the homeowner’s name was not released, the sheriff of Lee County called the homeowner “courageous” and commended him for defending his property successfully. BONUS INFORMATION: Investigators learned that the man had also relieved himself while pilfering through the home…and failed to flush. Classy. Source: MiamiHerald.com
Happy Holidays! Now Get Over!
Tampa Makes Top 10 Cities of Most Aggressive Holiday Drivers
Peace on Earth, and get out of my way, you jackhole!!!! I guess it wasn’t just me when I found people here in the area were getting a little bit more feisty on the road. During Thanksgiving, Holiday Gasbuddy decided to research and find where those Grinches were driving. Well, it turns out we had our fair share of them here in Tampa. The study cased millions of drivers, so it wasn’t like they sat on the Howard Franklin and watched the afternoon drive. Now, if it means anything, Florida was named “the most aggressive driving state overall.” Mainly because we managed to get 3 of them in the top 10. The Number 1 city will surprise you as it did us we are not quite sure what will happen.
Fun fact no Florida City made a list for “Least Angriest Cities.” [Source WTSP]
The Top 10 Cities of Most Aggressive Holiday Drivers
I’ll Stick With Cargo Shorts And A Zeppelin T-Shirt
15 Best and Worst Looks From The 2022 People's Choice Awards
The 2022 People’s Choice Awards was held last night (December 6) at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, California, hosted by none other than Saturday Night Live‘s Kenan Thompson. The live award show honored Ryan Reynolds with The People’s Icon Award while Lizzo received The People’s Champion Award. As for the iconic Shania Twain, she celebrated with The 2022 Music Icon Award before performing a medley of her biggest hits.
Before the stars took their awards home, they hit the red carpet. Take a look below at the 15 best and worst looks of the night:
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
