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Florida Man Twirls His Dong In Front Of Restaurant

By Sean Roberts December 13th, 2022
The man was located several blocks away.

I’ve never been thrown out of a restaurant. I’ve been sternly asked to leave a strip club after accidentally taking the stage and accepting tips as I disrobed, but never kicked out of a food establishment.
According to investigators with the Boca Raton police department, Todd Gallagher was asked to leave Patio Tapas and Beer after employees said he was being belligerent. That’s not where the story ends, though. Once Gallagher was outside, employees and witnesses say the man dropped his pants and proceeded to give them a show on the sidewalk. You see, Patio Tapas and Beer has outdoor seating, and the patrons who were enjoying their dinner also received a free show. Gallagher reportedly performed stunning feats of athleticism and sexual prowess with his junk. At one point, the man twirled his manhood like a propeller. I guess I’m not the only one who does that. Crap.
Once the man got warmed up, police say he broke into a guitar solo, using his wanker as his own personal Stratocaster (You can bet I’ll be trying that when I get home later). Anyway, the soloist must have grown tired of his impromptu concert, because he eventually put away his gear and headed up the street. That’s when cops located and questioned the suspect. After a few minutes, the man nwas arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Gallagher, who lives in Daytona Beach, was briefly jailed in West Palm beach and then released on his own recognizance. Source: BocaNewsNow.com

Which Rock Stars Got Even Richer In 2022?

Top 20 Highest-Grossing Classic Rock/Pop Tours of 2022

The tour industry bounced back significantly in 2022 following a shutdown of nearly 18 months due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Billboard has an extensive breakdown of nearly every fact and figure related to touring in 2022. The biggest ranking of them all is the top 100 list of the highest-grossing tours of the year. While rapper Bad Bunny topped the list grossing over $373 million, many of classic rock/pop’s biggest names weren’t far behind. In fact, four classic rock/pop artists made up the top 10 highest-grossing tours of 2022.

So, which artists are likely swimming in tour revenue cash Scrooge McDuck-style? Scroll below to see the top 20 artists that grossed the most money on the road in 2022.

I Was There, I think!

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!

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