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Realtor Catches Couple Banging In Client’s Pool

Sean Roberts December 12th, 2022
Deputies responded and walked into the back yard.

I can see it now… A hard working realtor shows up at her client’s unoccupied home first thing on a Saturday morning. She makes fresh chocolate chip cookies, opens all the blinds and makes sure the toilets are flushed. She throws open the curtains in the lanai to let the sun shine in, only to find a strange couple making waves in the glistening pool water.
That’s pretty much what happened last week, when a Polk County realtor showed up at a seller’s home for a viewing and noticed a strange car in the driveway. When the realtor went in to investigate, she made her way to the backyard, where a couple was playing hide-the-pool-noodle and having a great time. Although they seemed to be having a truly awesome time, they were not allowed to be there, which is uncool. That’s when the realtor called Polk County Sheriff’s Deputies, who showed up and found the pair still in the backyard. The woman, identified as Victoria Colon, admitted to not knowing the homeowners and to trespassing on the property. Colon and the man who was with her, identified as Joshua Jones, admitted to having sex in the pool at the residence. The woman told deputies she did not believe they were doing anything illegal. But wait, there’s more!
Investigators also discovered that Jones was in possession of a clear plastic baggie, and it wasn’t filled with sandwiches for the kids. A test back at the sheriff’s office confirmed that the substance was methamphetamine. Colon was arrested and charged with trespassing, She was later released on a $250 bond. Jones was arrested for trespassing plus possession of methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia. He was released after posting a $1,750 bond. Source: WFLA.com

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Ho, Ho, Ho! Let’s Get Into The Christmas Spirit!

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!

They were playing with each other’s floaties…

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