Look, I get it. My pants have fallen off in public multiple times. Hell, my pants have been known to drop while shopping in the fruits and vegetables section of my local grocery store. Luckily, I wear stylish undergarments so onlookers can be impressed as they ogle my manliness.
Florida man seems to have the same problem as me. According to the police report, 44-year-old Stephen Reiss Hassol experienced a wardrobe malfunction while partying at a local nightclub in The Villages. Investigators say an officer was patrolling a popular night spot when he was flagged down by a group of bystanders who told him a bar patron was creating a problem and trying to start fights with other party-goers. That’s when the officer said the suspect approached him and asked for a ride home. The officer reported that the man was extremely intoxicated and slurring his speech, noting that it was very difficult to understand the suspect’s words.
Several other bar visitors approached the officer as he interviewed the suspect, saying that Hassol had been trying to start fights inside the bar with numerous people all night. As Hassol was being questioned about his activities that night, the officer noted that he was very unsteady on his feet and became more aggressive as the investigation went on. And that’s when it happened. As the man was being questioned, his pants suddenly fell to his knees, exposing his genitals to everyone in the area. The suspect was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication. He was released after posting a $500 bond. Source: Leesburg-News.com
Got Plans For Christmas?
Our Preview Of Christmas Town At Busch Gardens
It’s beginning to look like Christmas at Busch Gardens. Time to celebrate the best time of the year at Tampa’s favorite theme park. We had a preview of everything Christmas Town had to offer. From holiday inspired culinary delights, to festive shows, here’s our preview of Christmas Town at Busch Gardens.
As we waited for the village doors to open at 4p.m. we took a ride on Iron Gwazi, and planned out all of the stops we must see at Christmas Town. It’s definitely worth getting the sampler pass, you’ll save tons of money on food and beverages. It’s even redeemable for the souvenir hot chocolate cup! It’s also a good idea to have your shopping list planned out. There are plenty of goodies that make great gifts at shops in the village and at Xcursions. For more information on Christmas Town at Busch Gardens, like show times, firework dates and more, click here.
Yesterday Was Jimi’s Birthday
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
