Look, I get it. My pants have fallen off in public multiple times. Hell, my pants have been known to drop while shopping in the fruits and vegetables section of my local grocery store. Luckily, I wear stylish undergarments so onlookers can be impressed as they ogle my manliness.
Florida man seems to have the same problem as me. According to the police report, 44-year-old Stephen Reiss Hassol experienced a wardrobe malfunction while partying at a local nightclub in The Villages. Investigators say an officer was patrolling a popular night spot when he was flagged down by a group of bystanders who told him a bar patron was creating a problem and trying to start fights with other party-goers. That’s when the officer said the suspect approached him and asked for a ride home. The officer reported that the man was extremely intoxicated and slurring his speech, noting that it was very difficult to understand the suspect’s words.
Several other bar visitors approached the officer as he interviewed the suspect, saying that Hassol had been trying to start fights inside the bar with numerous people all night. As Hassol was being questioned about his activities that night, the officer noted that he was very unsteady on his feet and became more aggressive as the investigation went on. And that’s when it happened. As the man was being questioned, his pants suddenly fell to his knees, exposing his genitals to everyone in the area. The suspect was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication. He was released after posting a $500 bond. Source: Leesburg-News.com
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