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Tests are being conducted daily.

About two years ago, authorities warned kayakers about fecal matter in a canal that is located near Miami Beach. Investigators say they have tried for the last two years to find the source of the poo water, but they have been unsuccessful so far. The offending gunk in the water is called enterococci fecal bacteria. a while back, a leak was located and fixed, but the high levels remain in the latest testing. As a matter of fact, the levels have never fallen into the safe category for swimming standards for the state of Florida. Now, a specialist has been hired to figure out the problem in a 3-month research project. It’s about time, too. The latest test, performed on July 7th of this year, showed concentrations of about 350 times the allowable limit of fecal contamination. Authorities and local residents are growing more and more frustrated with each failed attampt to fix the problem. Kayakers are unable to use the canal and authorities have no answers. One theory is tht rain introduces fecal matter to the canal after rain storms, but that doesn’t explain the consistently high concentrations. The current plan includes testing of sediment at the bottom of the canal and automatic montiors, which will take samples twice a day over an extended time. One thing is for sure, the problem must be fixed. Source: MiamiHerald.com

Beavis And Butthead Best Video Comments

6 Hilarious Beavis and Butt-Head Music Video Commentaries

  • Kylie Minogue - 'The LocoMotion'

    “This chick has more teeth than most people.”  Classic!

  • Silverchair - 'Tomorrow'

    From making fun of Boston (the band) to hippies, there’s something here for everyone.

  • INXS - 'Devil Inside'

    The fact that this clip is prefaced by an appearance from Daria makes it all the better.

  • Madonna - 'Secret'

    Masturbation jokes galore!

  • The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - 'Detroit Rock City'

    Beavis and Butt-head’s commentary on TP-ing someone’s house makes sense and will make you feel sorry for their bungholes.

  • The B-52’s - '(Meet) The Flintstones'

    Beavis and Butt-Head’s best commentary always came from the worst videos, and this video is terrible.

  • BONUS:  Beavis and Butt-Head present the Oscar for Sound Effects Editing

    Fun fact:  This was at the 69th Annual Academy Awards. Nice.

Gonna See Bruce This Time Around?

Bruce Springsteen: His Top 50 Songs Ranked

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!