Naked Florida Man Runs/Swims From Cops

Police were hot on the trail of a suspect in north Florida over the weekend. Reports say the situation unfolded when they were contacted about a man showed up at a private home. The man was asked to leave, but refused to do so. When officers arrived, they say they saw a 50-year-old Florida man running away from the scene wearing nothing but a pair of shorts. Investiagtors say the man eventually wound up n a local river and began to swim toward a floating dock in the middle of the water. Once he reached th dock, the man attempted to hide from officers by hiding under the structure. Police quickly found the man and commanded him to come out of his hiding place. Initially, the man swam toward the waiting law enforcement offcials. he must have changed his mind, because he began to swim away fomr them abruptly. The naked man then swam toward another dock in an attempt to lose the officers. For the next couple of hours, the report says the man played hide-and-seek with the officers, hiding and avoiding capture. Finally, the man made another effort to swim away from the dock and was caught when he tried to board a boat that was waiting on a nearby dock. Officers were able to commandeer a boat and chased the man until he gave up. Once they caught the man, they gave him a towel to cover himself. Source: SacBee.com

Music Videos That Are Batsh*^ Crazy

8 Music Videos with Strange Plots That Make No Sense

• Journey - 'Separate Ways'

  A mysterious woman is walking around a shipping dock. Add in awkward air instrumentation, some super-earnest singing while staring directly into the camera and an “it was all a dream” ending, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for ’80s gold!

• Pat Benatar - 'Love Is A Battlefield'

  Great song, terrible video. Pat Benatar’s character runs away from home to the big city to become a type of hooker that only slow dances with dudes. There’s then a shimmy confrontation with her pimp, which she wins, and Pat and all her friends live to dance another day.

• U2 - 'Numb'

  The pitch:  Let’s do terribly annoying things to The Edge, and he doesn’t react at all, because he’s numb. Get it? Side note: The part with the feet is just gross…unless you’re into that sort of thing. (No judgment if you are. You do you!)

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lbiS1fris/

• Bon Jovi - 'Always'

  Okay, this one is a bit weird, but here’s the simplest breakdown: An artsy couple is being artsy. Then the artsy guy hooks up with the artsy girl’s roommate. Artsy girl finds out and runs to the loft of another artsy guy. They hook up. Artsy girl then calls the first artsy guy and he shows up at the second artsy guy’s loft. There’s a fight about a sexy painting…AND THEN THERE’S A BOMB?!

  https://youtu.be/9BMwcO6_hyA/

• Billy Squire - 'Rock Me Tonight'

  The plot? Billy Squire dances around his tastefully decorated home wanting to be rocked tonight. It’s also step one of a one-step plan on how to kill your rock and roll career.

• Huey Lewis and the News - 'Hip to be Square'

  Not sure if there’s a plot to this one, to be honest, but if there is one, it’s, “Here’s what Huey Lewis’s tonsils look like!”

• Nelson - 'After The Rain'

  A kid with a terrible home life gets whisked away into a Nelson poster. He then meets a Native American who gives him a feather and directs him toward a trail only to see his favorite band Nelson rocking out on a rocky hillside. But then he wakes up, and it was all a dream…OR WAS IT?!

• Damn Yankees - 'High Enough'

  This is certainly difficult to forget this one: A couple on the run, a police standoff and then there’s Ted Nugent inexplicably chomping on gum the entire video AND his involvement in the video’s “twist ending.”

Ever Listen To Pink Floyd While High?

5 Takeaways from Listening to 'Dark Side of the Moon' High for the First Time

• 1. The channel switching on the album is mental.

  There are a number of instances on Dark Side of the Moon where audio moves from the right channel/speaker to the left and back again. The most dizzying example comes courtesy of “On the Run,” which is rather intense sober, but when you’re high, I could feel the sensations of the audio move from the right and left sides of my body.

• 2. Glad I invested in good headphones.

  Dark Side of the Moon is an album to be experienced with a quality pair of headphones. It enhances the aforementioned channel transitions immensely. Before listening to the LP high for the first time, I coincidently purchased a pair of Sony Noise Cancelling Headphones. They retail at $148, but fortunately, Amazon offered (and as of publishing, continues to offer) an option to split the cost of the headphones into three monthly payments of $49.34, which I was able to financially handle. (For those interested, you can check out the listing for those headphones here.)

• 3. Clare Torry's vocals nearly moved me to tears.

  Singer Clare Torry is the force behind the acrobatic vocals on “The Great Gig in the Sky.” They remain some of the most stunning vocals in recorded rock history, and even though I enjoyed the track before, it felt like I was hearing them for the first time. What an incredible achievement this song is on an LP already filled with incredible moments.

• 4. I can't believe the groove on the verses of 'Time' hasn't been ripped off more

  Let’s just put it out there: “Time” is a bit of a downer of a song. However, that underlying grove that bursts through with the first verse (“Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day”) just SLAPS! It’s uniquely seductive, and it’s amazing it’s not ripped off more. It’s probably due to very few, if any, having the hubris to out-Pink Floyd the actual Pink Floyd.

• 5. 'Money' might be overplayed on classic rock radio, but it truly is money

  Could I get into trouble for saying “Money” is overplayed on classic rock radio? Yes, but this whole article may get me into trouble, so what’s the sense in stopping now? Anyway, while I wish more Pink Floyd tunes would get airplay, I have a new understanding and appreciation for “Money” after listening to the classic track high for the first time. Perhaps, it’s the alternating time signatures from 7/8 to 4/4, back to 7/8 and then back to 4/4 again. Maybe my own disdain for the super-wealthy is enhanced whist high. Either way, I get it now, and I’ll try my best to refrain from playing “armchair radio program director.”