This Penis Fight Led to an Arrest!
A 28-year-old Florida Man was arrested for allegedly battering his ex-boyfriend during an early morning confrontation about circumcised genitals.
Kyle Elias Perez allegedly confronted the victim for “not having any compassion for his desire for uncircumcised penises.” Investigators made noted that Perez, is circumcised.
Cops say, Perez grabbed the victim and struck the man in the face, causing injuries to arm and face. Reports also alleged Perez scratched the victim while pulling his hair.
When officers arrived on the scene Perez fled the scene and hid in an alley. After being apprehended Perez told police the victim complaints were wrong and they were only arguing about penis circumcision.
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Honorable Mention – Menorah Socks
Not much more needs to be said. They are cozy, fuzzy socks with a Menorah on them. I can’t lie, they are comfortable and one of the gifts I’ve actually used!6. The Mensch on a Bench
The Mensch on a Bench is essentially the ‘Elf on the Shelf’ for Jewish folks and I was confused by this gift because I didn’t have a kid at the time. Maybe he had a premonition a few years ago that I would be needing it in the future, or his search history for all my Jewish gifts recommended it and he was running out of ideas.
5. Jerusalem Purse
This is one of the strangest presents I received from Dave. He claims it is a bag to use while grocery shopping but I think it’s 100% a handbag purse. Unfortunately for him, his money could have been better spent because it has never left my office.
4. Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater
One year for Hanukkah Dave gave me a couple items to store in my office. First, A Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater that could be used for an ugly sweater Holiday party.
3. Hannukah Shirt and Tie
Second, a long-sleeve bright yellow Menorah t-shirt that has a fake tie on it, like a Jewish Tuxedo t-shirt that I almost wore at my wedding but my wife Jessi wasn’t on board.
