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Sean Roberts

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Police busted the man after he was rescued.

I once came across a Porta-Potty at a local junkyard. It was a hot, oppressive day in August, but I had to go…badly…NUMBER TWO.

As I approached the enclosure, I couldn’t help but notice the buzzing wasps and the staggering aroma surrounding the non-ventilated plastic box. Reaching forward slowly and apprehensively, I managed to pry open the rusty door a few inches.

What I saw there has never left me. I’m pretty sure I qualify for PTSD treatment from the federal government now.

I quickly went next door to another business, feigned interest in their products for a moment, then politely asked if they had a restroom. As a gesture of thankfulness, I bought several items from the store after I returned from el bano.

While my situation worked out, the looming specter of being stuck in a Porta-Potty is among the worst situations in which you could ever find yourself. The intense heat and humidity of Florida tends to make a visit to a portable toilet downright hellish, so much so that we are more willing to do just about anything than do in one of those damned things.

According to Sports Grind, Florida man lived through a crap-room nightmare recently, after he became stuck in a portable loo.

The good news is, police were able to get the man out. The bad news is, he was busted for drug possession during a subsequent investigation.


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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!