You’re doing it wrong. You’ve been showing up at your job every day, putting in time on your desktop and kissing the boss’s butt.
All along you could have been securing your place in the world, seeing to it that you and your dreams are never forgotten. Tampa Man has succeeded in his goal to change the planet by building a work of art and having it procured by a museum in Denmark.
According to TampaBay.com, the piece of artistic expression is a toilet that looks like a seated Lars Ulrich of Metallica. Here’s a picture of it.
The sculpture will now be displayed at a Ripley’s Believe It Or Not in Denmark. The Tampa resident who created the work of art is known as Prince Midnight.
The man donated his pride and joy to the Ripley’s World headquarters in Orlando recently. You may have heard of Prince Midnight before, as he claimed to have a guitar made from his late-uncle’s bones.
The museum did not try to get the guitar, but jumped at the chance to have the Lars Loo. While some may think that the sculpture of Ulrich is a slam on the rock star, Prince Midnight says it’s quite the opposite, insisting that he is a huge fan of the man and his legendary band.
A representative from Ripley’s answered an obvious question by saying the piece will not be featured in a bathroom, but in the museum display area. Midnight says he almost built a James Hetfield urinal, but the Lars piece “spoke to him”.
Midnight also confessed that he had tried to auction the toilet, but Sotheby’s and Christie’s had declined the offer.
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