Sean Roberts

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The toilet featues a seated Lars.

You’re doing it wrong. You’ve been showing up at your job every day, putting in time on your desktop and kissing the boss’s butt.

All along you could have been securing your place in the world, seeing to it that you and your dreams are never forgotten. Tampa Man has succeeded in his goal to change the planet by building a work of art and having it procured by a museum in Denmark.

According to, the piece of artistic expression is a toilet that looks like a seated Lars Ulrich of Metallica. Here’s a picture of it.

The sculpture will now be displayed at a Ripley’s Believe It Or Not in Denmark. The Tampa resident who created the work of art is known as Prince Midnight.

The man donated his pride and joy to the Ripley’s World headquarters in Orlando recently. You may have heard of Prince Midnight before, as he claimed to have a guitar made from his late-uncle’s bones.

The museum did not try to get the guitar, but jumped at the chance to have the Lars Loo. While some may think that the sculpture of Ulrich is a slam on the rock star, Prince Midnight says it’s quite the opposite, insisting that he is a huge fan of the man and his legendary band.

A representative from Ripley’s answered an obvious question by saying the piece will not be featured in a bathroom, but in the museum display area. Midnight says he almost built a James Hetfield urinal, but the Lars piece “spoke to him”.

Midnight also confessed that he had tried to auction the toilet, but Sotheby’s and Christie’s had declined the offer.


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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!