Getting High and Castrating Yourself
When you’re high, there are plenty of things to do: eat all the Cheetos in your neighbor’s pantry or contemplate the meaning of life with your uncle’s stuffed squirrel. But never would I think about lopping off my own dingle-dangle after getting high.
A Thai man decided to go to the extreme, and what he did on his little hotbox session has changed his life forever. After smoking 2 grams of the devil’s lettuce in two massive bong rips, he went ham on himself. Previously before the incident occurred, he had quit smoking pot for three months after smoking every day for 2 years.
After hitting the bong, he had a powerful erection, not related to sex, and instead of calling the weed hotline, he decided to play doctor on himself. While hallucinating, he thought his member looked distorted and wanted to know why. In an attempt to eradicate the problem, the man decided to use a pair of scissors to ‘trim’ the skin of his penis before amputating it completely, leaving a 2cm stump and a 5cm laceration in his scrotum.
Here’s the crazy part he waited 2 hours to seek medical attention. They thought about putting it back on when he finally saw a doctor, but it was too contaminated with ants. This is weeks after Thailand effectively decriminalized cannabis. [Source Daily Mail]
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