Sean Roberts

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The poop-smeared dress will be dry-cleaned.

Ah, yes! The grandeur and majesty of a wedding is magical!

The romantic vows, the flowing wedding dress, the father/daughter dance-but occasionally things go a little sideways. Take the couple who exchanged vows in Florida recently.

According to Inside Edition, the celebration got big out of hand when the alcohol started to flow. A report from Inside Edition says Hollee Kolenda and her soon-to-be husband were having quite a celebration, posing for pictures and slamming adult beverages.

When it was time for the couple to exchange vows, the bride was already a bit snookered. Witnesses say the woman started to sway back and forth before she finally passed out and into the arms of the new groom.

After a few moments of lying in the bushes beside the gazebo, they say she woke up…only to puke all over the heavily-adorned structure. Eventually, the bride was able to continue with her ceremony…just in time for her young nephew to defecate on her wedding gown.

The couple has vowed to redo their vows soon, saying the day needs an entire makeover. No word if they will be using the same poop-stained dress or not.


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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!