First of all, how in hell do you wind up owing a chef thousands of dollars? My local bar cuts me off after 2 drinks! It must be nice to be Antonio Brown. Well, when nasty accusations about you are not flying, at least. Antonio Brown’s chef says the Buccaneers wide receiver owes him $10,000, and that’s why he went public with his claim that Brown never got a vaccination for COVID-19. Allegations and denials have been flying. Here are the latest updates in the case, according to the Tampa Bay Times. Brown’s chef says the football player never got vaccinated for the coronavirus and now that Brown has neglected to pay the man the money the chef says he owes him, he has decided to go public with inside information about his immunization status. The chef asserts that Brown submited fake immunization to the NFL. A report from the Tampa Bay Times alledges text messages they acquired show that Brown was willing to pay $500 for a counterfeit COVID-19 vaccination card. The TBT article claims that Brown’s chef came forward with the allegation, sayng that the Buccaneer owes him $10,000 and refuses to pay the debt. An offical statement from the NFL says that they conducted informational seminars that highlighted the benefits of getting vaccinated and all of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have submitted documentation as proof of getting the vaccine. They went on to say that they found no irregularities in the documentation of any of the Bucs players. The process was questioned after several players tested positive for coronavirus mlately. Antonio Brown missed a Bucs game earlier this year after contracting COVID-19. He is currently off the schedule due to an ankle injury. Source: WFLA.com
The Beatles Top 50 Songs Ranked
Beatles: Top 50 Songs Ranked
Upbeat yet revealing, "Getting Better" and its jaunty melody are a unique juxtoposition with its lyrics in which John Lennon admits, "I used to be cruel to my woman/I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved/Man I was mean but I'm changing my scene." It's one of many examples of lyrical and musical differences between Lennon and Paul McCartney and how magical their partnership was.
Obviously, this is one of Ringo Starr's best Beatles moments, and how can it not be? It's a classic tune about friendship whose power only increased when it was covered by Joe Cocker in 1968.
Which is more memorable: John Lennon's vocal performance or the song's use in 'Ferris Bueler's Day Off'? One thing that is for certain is that this song is one of the greatest covers of all time.
Even though the song isn't about drugs, its dreamy melodies certainly do lend themselves to a good trip. Alas, it's just a really catchy, charming tune inspired by a child's drawing.
"Please Please Me" was the first single the Beatles released in the United States where it would eventually peak at no. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100. Not a bad first outing on the charts or an intro to the band.
Sure, McCartney rhymed "there" with "there" a lot, but "Got to Get You Into My Life" is so joyful it doesn't matter just like it doesn't matter the song is about weed and not love. And that brass section? A pure delight! Of course, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention Earth, Wind & Fire's incredible 1978 cover, which became a Billboard Hot 100 top 10 hit for the R&B icons.
Not subtle but definitely cheeky, "Day Tripper" told the tale of a woman who just wasn't in it for the long haul when it comes to relationships...or it's about drugs, which very much a common theme to some of the Beatles' biggest and best songs.
Any writer hustling to land a job or to get published can surely relate to this one. Add in Paul McCartney's amplified bass, and the Beatles score yet another no.1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100.
As I write this entry, it's hard not to send a ton of love to this early Beatles single. P.S.: It will always be a perfect love letter.
"Love Me Do" was The Beatles' first single in the U.K. but it received a proper single release in the U.S. in 1964. Plus, that hooky harmonica intro is "chef's kiss."
The moment John Lennon belts out "Don't Let Me Down," it's hard not to be transported to the concert on the rooftop of Apple Corps headquarters. Simple, straight to the point, it's hard not to feel this one in your heart and gut.
There are multiple interpretations of "Blackbird," with the most notable one being about the civil rights movement in the United States. Whatever you feel the source of inspiration is, it goes without saying that more than anything, "Blackbird" is a song of healing, and like other poignant Beatles songs, it has brought comfort to so many for decades.
"I Saw Her Standing There" is basically the poster-child of the 'American Bandstand' phrase, "It's got a good beat and you can dance to it." Try to listen to it's poppy goodness and not dance or at least tap your foot. If you can resist, you might be a cyborg.
John Lennon told 'Rolling Stone' in a 1970 interview, "It's one of the best lyrics I've written. In fact, it could be the best. It's good poetry, or whatever you call it, without chewin' it. See, the ones I like are the ones that stand as words, without melody. They don't have to have any melody, like a poem, you can read them." Of course, the dreamy melody doesn't hurt either.
HEY! You've got to admit that this Bob Dylan-influenced ballad is brilliant, especially the "Feeling two-foot small" line. The original lyric was "Feeling two-foot tall," but after a fateful flub when playing it for McCartney, Lennon changed it. Talk about a happy accident.
The Phil Spector production on "The Long and Winding Road" is very grand in the best way possible. The grandeur paid off, though. "The Long and Winding Road" would be the last song from The Beatles to top the Billboard Hot 100 giving the band an even 20 no. 1's.
"Dear Prudence" and its warm, inviting lyrics appeal to everyone. If you're looking for proof, both the Jerry Garcia Band and Siouxsie and the Banshees have covered the tune, with the latter's cover becoming the band’s most successful single in the U.K. topping out at number three.
The autobiographical song about John and Yoko's wild wedding and honeymoon protest might just be the coolest song about a wedding and honeymoon ever. George Harrison and Ringo Starr are absent on the recording due to being on vacation and filming a movie, respectively, but Lennon just couldn't wait to record the song (that's Paul on the drums, by the way). When you gotta record, you gotta record.
Whether you believe the song is about a woman leaving her boyfriend or about prostitutes who tested negative for STDs, one thing we all can agree on is Ringo Starr's stellar drumming on the track.
The song may not be explicitly about Lennon and McCartney, but the whole opposites/two sides of the same coin message in the lyrics certainly could open itself to that interpretation. Remember the phrase "yin and yang," because it's going to pop up later in this list.
Many Beatles songs feature all sorts of life lessons, but perhaps the most underrated might be, "Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend." While the song is about two lovers, "We Can Work It Out" can easily be applied to two friends once proving the universal nature of The Beatles.
It's really hard to break up this 'Abbey Road' medley into individual pieces when they were meant to be together. The closest this eight-song delight gets to being broken up is on the radio when "Golden Slumbers," "Carry That Weight" and "The End" are played together. Frankly, if the only contribution to society this medley yielded was that classic moment on 'Saturday Night Live' between Paul McCartney and Chris Farley, it would be legendary enough.
Is this the Beatles' second no. 1 song in the U.S? Yeah. Was it one of the big steps that birthed "Beatlemania"? Yeah. Does it have one of the greatest hooks in music history? Um...YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
"Eight days a week is not enough to show I care." Can you say, "Swoon!"? Love is beyond complex and strange, but some of those early Beatles songs make it sound so simple and delightful.
If you went through the madness that was Beatlemania, you'd probably freak out, too, just like John Lennon. Of course, Lennon sure had a way to turn his anxiety into a catchy no. 1 hit song.
"Something" remains one of the most-beloved, best ballads of all time. It has been covered by a number of artists over the years including Smokey Robinson, Ray Charles, Elvis Presley, Tony Bennett and Ike & Tina Turner.
Paul McCartney's ode to suburban life, "Penny Lane" might be the prettiest song about living in the 'burbs ever. Very strange, indeed.
A tribute to the loniness of life, "Eleanor Rigby" becomes even more haunting thanks to the very moody string section.
If LSD had a theme song, it might be this closing track on 'Revolver.' The song would also go on to close the Season 5, Episode 8 episode of 'Mad Men,' which saw Don Draper put the album on his turntable and put the needle on the track at the recomendation of his very young second wife, Megan. Draper is clearly not impressed nor does he want to "float downstream" or "surrender to the void" and turns the song off before it ends. Side note: The price tag to use "Tomorrow Never Knows" on 'Mad Men'? A cool $250k.
Sure, lyrically speaking "Get Back" doesn't make much sense, but its power lies within its killer groove and the wonder that was Billy Preston's electric piano. No one said a great song had to make sense!
Rife with experimental recording effects, most notably John Lennon's slowed down vocal track, "Strawberry Fields Forever" is a lovely nod to the garden where he played as a child and is easily one of the most unique songs in the Beatles catalouge. Simply put, no other song sounded like "Strawberry Fields Forever" before its release and no other song has sounded like it since.
"Can't Buy Me Love" triggers two memorable images: The Beatles running down a fireescape and froliking in a field and Patrick Dempsey riding off into the sunset on his lawnmower after getting the girl. Both moments have the perfect soundtrack, and that soundtrack was yet another no. 1 hit on the Billboard Hot 100.
Hearing the studio recording of "I Want to Hold Your Hand" now, it's hard not to also hearing the screaming of fans in attendence during that legendary Beatles appearance on 'The Ed Sullivan Show.' The song itself was released a little over a month after the tragic assassination of President John F. Kennedy, and it was the perfect, wholesome pop song to raise the spirits of a mourning nation.
"A Hard Day's Night" has two unique destictions: 1. You can recognize it with just its opening note. 2. By hearing it, you can immediately imagine yourself running while being chased by crazy fans in a train station.
Famously written by Harrison in Eric Clapton's home garden after playing hooky from some meetings at Apple Records, "Here Comes the Sun" is the angelic sound of relief and release from whatever problems life may have thrown at you. Understandably, the song remains a major fan favorite of fans to this day and has been covered by numerous artists from Nina Simone to Booker T. & the M.G.'s and was even covered on an episode of musical dramady 'Glee.'
Third time was the charm for "Revolution." The single version served as the b-side to "Hey Jude" and followed the versions "Revolution 1" and "Revolution 9" on "The White Album." The tempo increased and got a heavy dose of fuzzy guitar and that helped transform a great song into a classic song.
'Rubber Soul' was obviously a major turning point for the Beatles, and the album's standout track is "In My Life." The track hinted at the depth of what was to come from the band and is still one of the most moving songs about love and friendship to ever be written.
"Come Together" and its wacky lyrics kick off 'Abbey Road' in epic fashion. It provided The Beatles with one of their final number one singles topping the Billboard Hot 100 and staying on the chart for 16 weeks. It has one of the coolest, most-recognizable intros in music history. Simply put, it's 4:19 of rock and roll perfection that is unlike anything else in the Beatles catalog.
Welcome to George Harrison's coming out party! When taking in 'The White Album,' there's obviously a lot to absorb track-wise, but it's hard to walk away and not be moved by the tension of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps." Add in Eric Clapton's iconic solo, and you don't just have a song; you have a statement.
By now, we all know the story behind "Hey Jude," the 7:11 epic McCartney wrote for Julian Lennon when his parents split up. The song would go on to top the Billboard Hot 100 for nine weeks in 1968 and is the most-successful song in the Beatles' catalouge, which is a stunning statistic when looking at their catalouge. And if you've been fortunate enough to see Sir Paul live since he added it to his setlist, "Hey Jude" is always a highlight live.
It's a pop song, and to some, it could also be a prayer. A beautiful tribute from a son to his late mother, it was the last song released by the Beatles before Paul McCartney left the band. Like many Beatles songs, it topped the Billboard Hot 100. As far as exits, what a way to go.
Remember how at the start of this list in the entry for "Getting Better" we mentioned how magical the Lennon/McCartney partnership was? This might be the greatest example of their yin and yang together. Lennon's chaos and McCartney's calm. Add in a dizzying orchestra, and it provides for an incredible closing track to 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.'
It might be cliche to name "Yesterday" as the best Beatles song, but cliches aren't neccessarily a bad thing when they're this devastdatingly beautiful. It's beauty can be found in its lyrics and its simplicity. On the other hand, the song's pain is universally felt by anyone who's been dumped. It's a 2:03 masterclass in pop excellence, and you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone to disagree with that.
Areosmith’s Top 50 Sings Ranked
Aerosmith: Top 50 Songs in Their Catalog
It’s a dirty pun, get it?! (Would it really be a proper Aerosmith ranking without kicking things off with some crude humor?) It also wouldn’t be a proper Aerosmith ranking without pointing out the dynamic guitar work of Joe Perry and Brad Whitford. “Lord of the Thighs” is the first of many examples of that on this list.
"Pink” isn’t even a dirty pun; it’s just dirty, but it’s a whole lot of fun. (Oddly enough, “Dirty, but a whole lot of fun” is a perfect, succinct way to describe the Bad Boys from Boston.) Steven Tyler’s harmonica is the bow on top of this package, which may or may not be wrapped in rubber.
There’s a lot of energetic tracks on ‘Honkin’ on Bobo,’ Aerosmith’s 2004 blues covers album, but the band’s cover of Smiley Lewis’ “Shame, Shame, Shame” is a standout. It only clocks in at 2:15, but damn, if it’s not a total party.
“Big Ten Inch Record” is so tongue-in-cheek filthy you’d assume the songwriting credit would read “Tyler/Perry.” It was actually written by Fred Weismantel and first recorded by Bull Moose Jackson in 1952.
“What you pissing in the wind for/You must have snorted too much blees” is probably one of Aerosmith’s most underrated lyrics ever. It’s fitting since “My Fist Your Face” is another underrated track in the band’s catalog.
While it was the lead single off of ‘Nine Lives,’ “Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)” could’ve easily found a home on 1993’s ‘Get A Grip’ thanks in part to the lovely use of horns. Also, only Steven Tyler could write lyrics like, “I’m jonesing on love/Yeah, I got the DT’s/You say that we will/But there ain’t no guarantees/I’m major in love/But in all minor keys.”
To be blunt, ‘Night in the Ruts’ is just not a great album. It’s one saving grace is this hard rock version of The Shangri-Las classic “Remember (Walking in the Sand).” The cover even features Shangri-Las's lead vocalist Mary Weiss as an uncredited backup vocalist.
This Peter Green-era Fleetwood Mac song has been a regular part of Aerosmith’s setlist since the early ‘90s, but it wasn’t until 2004’s ‘Honkin’ on Bobo’ that Aerosmith recorded the tune. Joe Perry is on lead vocals, and because he’s Joe f---in’ Perry, he can make a cool song sound even cooler.
Knowing Steven Tyler wrote “Seasons of Wither” inspired by a Massachusetts winter landscape, you can almost feel a chill in the air when listening to this track. Of course, if you’ve never experienced a harsh winter before and can’t relate to the bleakness that can sometimes come with it, buy a parka and go somewhere really cold for a week during the winter months. You’ll learn right quick what “Seasons of Wither” is about.
Some songs are just fun parties about being a rock star, putting on a great show and getting laid. “Lick and a Promise” is one of those songs. Joey Kramer’s drums come on strong out the gate and don’t let up for the whole track providing a no-nonsense backbone.
From the late ‘80s to the mid-’90s, Aerosmith seemingly couldn’t miss with their singles. Sometimes, they would hold onto them for years before releasing them. “Deuces Are Wild” was recorded during the studio sessions for 1989’s ‘Pump,’ but it would finally see the light of day in 1993 when it was featured on ‘The Beavis and Butt-Head Experience’ compilation album. It's pretty mind-blowing that such an obvious hit took so long to be released.
“I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” is Aerosmith’s biggest ballad for multiple reasons. Penned by songwriting powerhouse Diane Warren, the track was the lead single off the soundtrack from the 1998 blockbuster film ‘Armageddon,’ which starred Liv Tyler, daughter to Steven Tyler. From the beautiful string section to The Demon of Screamin’ hitting some of his boldest notes, it was simply the perfect song for an epic disaster movie. It also gave Aerosmith their lone number one on the Billboard Hot 100 in their whole career.
From the jump, Aerosmith wasn’t playing around as evident on “Make It,” the opening track from their self-titled debut album. (“When life and people bring on primal screams/You got to think of/What it’s going to take to make your dreams.”) It’s both a mission statement and a rallying cry. It might lack the bombast of other songs on this list, but it packs relatable drive and hints at the swagger fans would grow to love.
You gotta love a big, bold chorus, and they don’t get bigger or bolder than “Jaded.” It figuratively explodes with, “My, my baby blue,” and it glides on an effervescent riff. “Jaded” peaked at number seven on the Billboard Hot 100 and remains the last Aerosmith song to appear on the chart.
On the surface, “Rats in the Cellar” is just a badass tune, but there’s a far darker backstory to it. Steven Tyler wrote in his 2004 memoir ‘Does The Noise in My Head Bother You?,’ “'Rats' was more like what was actually going on. Things were coming apart, sanity was scurrying south, caution was flung to the winds, and little by little the chaos was permanently moving in.” For those not fluent in Tyler-ese, the band was going through a tough time.
“I’m Down” wasn’t the first Beatles cover from Aerosmith, but their fun take on the raucous track sure is right at home on ‘Permanent Vacation.’ And the band just sounds like they’re having a blast, too. (BTW: You’ll see their other Beatles cover later in this list.)
There probably isn’t an award for “Coolest Song About Cannibalism,” but if there was one, “Eat the Rich” would surely be named the winner. From the weird jungle vibe to the overt middle finger to the snooty folks “dancin’ in the yacht club with Muff and Uncle Biff,” Aerosmith showed with this track alone that over 20 years into their career, they didn’t lose any of their edge.
Built around a chunky riff, 'Somebody’ seems to paint a somewhat desperate picture of loneliness. Steven Tyler begins asking for “a lady, not somebody shady,” but not long after he said he wouldn’t be “choosy” and would settle for a “floozy.” Honestly, haven’t we all been there?
A precursor to “Janie’s Got a Gun," “Uncle Salty” tells the sad story of a woman who was the victim of abuse as a child and would later become a prostitute. The track’s sustained blues was written by Steven Tyler and Tom Hamilton, who also played rhythm guitar on the recording.
'Get A Grip’ was just chock-full of massive, arena-ready songs. “Shut Up and Dance” is one of those songs, and it wasn’t even released as a single in the United States. (And this album had six singles!) Many might remember it closing out ‘Wayne’s World 2’ when Aerosmith showed up at WayneStock. What people may not remember is that in addition to Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, Jack Blades and Tommy Shaw also have songwriting credits on this jam.
“Woman of the World” is a whole damn vibe. From Joe Perry and Brad Whitford’s funky, melodic guitars in the nearly minute-long intro to the song’s titular subject itself, it just drips with cool.
A lover’s quarrel + booze + murder = Pretty much the perfect ingredients for a great blues song, which is exactly what “Hangman Jury” is. Add in Steven Tyler on harmonica and the beyond catchy hook of “Whoa, boy, dontcha line the track-a-lack-a" in the chorus, and what you had was the beginnings of Aerosmith’s second act.
Look, none of us really want to remember Aerosmith without Joe Perry, but if his absence was necessary to create “Let the Music Do the Talking,” so be it. The track, of course, was written by Perry and originally recorded and released by The Joe Perry Project in March 1980. While the actual music wasn’t altered much when Aerosmith re-recorded it for ‘Done With Mirrors,’ the lyrics were given a complete overhaul and for the better.
Since we’re already on the topic of Joe Perry, “Walk On Down” is the lone track on the packed ‘Get a Grip’ where he’s credited as the sole writer. He also sings lead and recorded backing vocals, too. No other song in the Aerosmith catalog is more Joe Perry than this one. Simply put: This song kicks ass. Any other band would’ve released “Walk On Down” as a single, but Aerosmith isn't just any other band, and ‘Get A Grip’ wasn’t just any other album. In retrospect, its tracklisting reads more like a greatest hits album than a studio album.
Steven Tyler knows how to paint a word picture more succinctly and more colorfully than others as evident on “S.O.S. (Too Bad).” Just look at the second verse for proof: “Salt Lake City, salt-licking betties/Bogies turn, stinking of gin/Well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred/From kicking ass and playing poker to win.” Plus, that opening riff from Brad Whitford is just killer.
Similar to “Walk on Down,” “Line Up” would’ve been a single for any other band; it’s just that good! Helping Steven Tyler and Joe Perry in writing “Line Up” was Lenny Kravitz, who also provided backing vocals on the track. “Line Up” was also famously used in ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’ during a montage of Ace (Jim Carrey) trying to track down which Miami Dolphins player kidnapped Snowflake, the team’s dolphin mascot. Sure, it wasn’t a single, but “Line Up” was prominently featured in one of the biggest films of 1994. Not a half bad consolation prize.
Anyone that has battled addiction or loves someone who has can easily relate to “Amazing,” one of Aerosmith’s most personal songs. Steven Tyler penned the lyrics with help from friend/former bandmate Richard Supa, who, like Tyler, struggled with addiction. It’s a sobering reminder that life truly is one day at a time. (Side note: “Amazing” also features backing vocals from Don Henley.)
We’ve all been here, haven’t we? Someone’s absolutely broken your heart, but despite that, you just can’t kick those deep feelings about them. “What It Takes” is truly one of the best breakup songs ever, and it features one of the best examples of Steven Tyler’s trademark scream in the chorus when he stretches out the word “dice.” It might not be the most acrobatic of his screams, but it really hits just right.
Horns! A massive sing-a-long chorus! A songwriting credit to Motown’s legendary team of Holland-Dozier-Holland due to it sounding too similar to “Standing in the Shadows of Love”! “The Other Side” has IT ALL! By the time it was released as a single, Aerosmith was on an incredible chart roll. The fourth and final single from ‘Pump,’ “The Other Side” was the band’s third number one song on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Song chart from ‘Pump.’
Sure, the 1978 film ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band’ famously bombed, but at least its soundtrack was significantly better. Easily among the high-points of the soundtrack was Aerosmith’s cover of “Come Together,” which would peak on the Billboard Hot 100 at number 23. There are plenty of Beatles covers in the world, but this is one of the best, which is the highest of compliments given the source material.
“Train Kept A Rollin’” was first recorded and released by Tiny Bradshaw in 1951 and was later covered by The Yardbirds, but Aerosmith was the driving force in popularizing the blues tune. The track’s two halves are the perfect yin and yang experience of loose blues and aggressive hard rock. A tip of the hat to Steve Hunter in the first half and Dick Wagner in the second, who provided the lead guitars on the recording.
Out of the gate on ’Toys in the Attic,’ Aerosmith just was not messing around, as was evident on the opening title track. Joe Perry and Brad Whitford were on another synergistic level and Tom Hamilton and Joey Kramer provided a borderline anxious, but incredibly infectious, rhythm track. Whether “Toys in the Attic” has a symbolic or literal meaning is anyone’s guess, but when a chorus is that straight-forward and catchy, does it really matter?
By the time Aerosmith began recording ‘Draw the Line,’ their fifth studio album, drugs were really starting to tear the band apart. The album certainly wasn’t a cohesive work, but there’s no denying that its title track features all five members firing on all cylinders. They couldn’t get it together for an entire album, but they certainly did on ”Draw the Line,” one of the most undeniable bangers in their catalog.
“You See Me Crying” sends ‘Toys in the Attic’ off on a stunning, soaring note thanks to the beautiful use of a symphony orchestra and piano courtesy of Steven Tyler. Part of the song’s legend, of course, might come from how Tyler forgot at one point he wrote the touching ballad due to memory loss from excessive drug use. Supposedly during the recording sessions of 1985’s ‘Done with Mirrors,’ Tyler heard “You See Me Crying” on the radio and then told the band they should consider covering the tune. Joe Perry tactfully told Tyler, “It’s us, f---head.” The bummer of Tyler’s memory loss aside, Perry calling Tyler “f---head” is just plain funny.
"No More No More” finds Aerosmith enjoying the highs and lows that come with being a rockstar, from never seeing daylight, seeing plenty of hotel rooms and loving and leaving women “with your sold out reviews.” There likely wasn’t any blood stains on the ivories of the piano played by Scott Cushnie on this track, but there’s no doubt “No More No More” wouldn’t be the same without it.
Fun fact: Arrests for public fornication in elevators went up a staggering 69% percent following the release of “Love in an Elevator.” Okay, that’s a lie, but what is an absolute truth is just how ridiculously fun this song is. Is it out here trying to save the world? No, but it’s peak absurd lust, and that’s always welcomed. (Whoa, yeah!)
The ‘80s birthed a lot of power ballads, and “Angel” was definitely one of the best. It was a massive love song, but there wasn‘t anything cheesy about it, unlike some power ballads. Some of that could be thanks to Desmond Child, who co-wrote the song with Steven Tyler, and was coming off massive success with Bon Jovi -- he co-wrote “You Give Love a Bad Name” and “Livin’ on a Prayer.” “Angel” is the second-highest charting song in Aerosmith’s catalog on the Billboard Hot 100 chart topping out at number three.
Another power ballad that isn’t cheesy! Hooray! Desmond Child returns again co-writing the track with Steven Tyler and Joe Perry. Of course, it’s hard to talk about “Crazy” without mentioning its music video starring Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler, which closed out the “Silverstone trilogy” of Aerosmith videos (along with “Cryin’” and “Amazing”) in epic road trip fashion. Both the song and the video still hold up today.
There’s so much to love about “Rag Doll.” Once again, all five Aerosmith member are just in their respective grooves perfectly, especially Joey Kramer on the intro. The horns in the chorus are nothing short of delightful. Massive kudos to co-writer Holly Knight who convinced Steven Tyler to change the title to “Rag Doll,” which led to some minor edits to the lyrics. Its original title was “Ragtime,” which is just not a good title at all. Can you imagine “Ragtime” being a hit? Didn’t think so!
"Cryin’” explodes on entry and basically dares the listener to not get sucked in and hooked by the first run of the chorus. It’s a magical mix of blues, country twang and hard rock all while being super accessible to lovers of all those genres. It’s a big, bold, arena-ready song that’s just impossible to ignore. “Cryin’” is also the first video in the Alicia Silverstone trilogy and helped launch the actress into the pop culture stratosphere. The video ended up being the most-requested video on MTV in 1993 undoubtedly helping propel ‘Get a Grip’ to its massive success.
Aerosmith’s resurgence in the mainstream following their first initial boom in the 1970s can be traced back to “Dude (Looks Like a Lady).” The second single off of ‘Permanent Vacation,’ the track was the first hit collaboration of Steven Tyler, Joe Perry and Desmond Child. While the song has been accused of being transphobic in recent years, Child said in an appearance on a 2019 episode of the podcast “Talk is Jericho,” “... The wonderful thing about the song is, especially the second verse which goes, 'Never judge a book by its cover, or who you're gonna love by your lover' - that's a song of acceptance.” The song was famously included during a montage in the 1993 film ‘Mrs. Doubtfire,’ and it’s hard not seeing Robin Williams playing broom guitar whenever you hear this song now.
We don’t discuss the grizzly, bizarre narrative of “Same Old Song and Dance” enough, which makes sense because its killer groove takes up most of the listener’s attention. However, there’s murder, drugs, a potential police raid and an escape to the south side of town. This song is f---ing mental! While the opening riff understandably gets the most attention, the guitar solo on “Same Old Song and Dance” was recorded by Dick Wagner. Add in some killer horns, and you have a very unique recipe for a rock and roll classic.
Inspired by the 1992 Los Angeles riots, “Livin’ on the Edge” might just be the Aerosmith song that resonates the most today. Following the 2020 summer of activism against police brutality, the opening verse just lands heavier: “There's something wrong with the world today/I don't know what it is/Something's wrong with our eyes/We're seeing things in a different way/And God knows it ain't his/It sure ain't no surprise.”
Mr. Brad Whitford: please take center stage. The rhythm guitarist co-wrote this classic tune with Steven Tyler, which served as the first single off of ‘Rocks.’ Whitford also is responsible for the track’s guitar solo break. The funk influence on “Last Child” makes it one of the more unique songs in Aerosmith’s catalog.
“Mama Kin” may not have been a hit out the gate, but its legacy sure has grown in the almost 50 years since its release. The song captures a certain romantism about chasing the rock and roll dream that could only really be written by someone who is young and hungry and yet to reach stardom. After listening to “Mama Kin,” you’d be hard-pressed not to get a bug up your ass and finally take a chance on something. It just has that kind of spark.
The chugging build of “Back in the Saddle” draws you in, and then Steven Tyler’s screeching “I’m baaaaaccckkkk!” practically slaps you in the face (but in a good way.) There are plenty of songs in the Aerosmith catalog full of sexual innuendo, but the overarching old west themes in the song give “Back in the Saddle” a playful setting reminiscent of ‘Gunsmoke’ and Miss Kitty. Whether that was a concept Steven Tyler kept in mind when he penned the lyrics is anyone’s guess, but “Back in the Saddle” is yet another example of the type of magic the band can produce when all five of its elements are clicking.
Graphic and heartbreaking, "Janie’s Got a Gun” was inspired by stories Steven Tyler read about gun violence in the United States and sexual abuse suffered by children by their parents. It is one of Aerosmith’s most haunting and heavy songs both lyrically and musically. The song would net Aerosmith a Grammy in 1990 for Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal. In 2015, Tyler would launch Janie’s Fund, a non-profit organization offering resources and shelter for girls experiencing abuse.
Like “Mama Kin,” “Dream On” could have only been written by someone who was still scratching and clawing their way to make it big, which is probably why Steven Tyler’s lyrics are so relatable. Most of us have probably had a “Dream On” moment at least once in our lives, likely after being knocked down for some reason or the other. The song may have even helped you get back up and help you “Dream until your dreams come true.” “Dream On” is rightfully beloved, and not just because Aerosmith have played it 1,630 times live in their history. It’s because it’s symbolic of the band in general. They were five kids with a wild rock and roll dream, and they fought like hell to make that dream come true. If you don’t find that inspiring, you might just have to look in the mirror yourself and do some soul searching.
Intros and builds of a song have been mentioned elsewhere on this list, but without a doubt, ”Sweet Emotion” has the best intro/build of any song in the Aerosmith catalog. Tom Hamilton’s dope-as-hell bassline, Joe Perry’s talk box and, lest we forget, Steven Tyler’s shaking of sugar packets lays down a vibe like none other. (The perfect visual of said vibe was captured in the opening scene of the Richard Linklater film ‘Dazed and Confused,’ which featured “Sweet Emotion” providing the soundtrack for the first scene.) Sure, Tyler used the song to make some jabs at Perry’s then-wife, Elyssa, but if you’re going to be immortalized in a song (especially in a negative way), it better be good. ”Sweet Emotion” is more than just good; it’s a damn classic.
Really, what other song could be number one? From its beyond iconic riff to the way it would eventually bridge the gap between rock and hip-hop a decade after its release, “Walk this Way” is in the same company as “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.” It’s the kind of song every band dreams of writing, because it becomes part of the greater lexicon of pop culture; it transcends genre. Someone may not know a lot about Aerosmith’s catalog (BTW: How sad for them?), but they more than likely know or have heard of “Walk This Way.” (The fact the song’s title is a nod to a joke in ‘Young Frankenstein’ only makes its popularity sweeter.) The song also kicked off Aerosmith’s renaissance in the ‘80s thanks to Run-DMC's remake of the song with Tyler and Perry. Who knows what would’ve become of the Bad Boys from Boston had it not been for their collaboration with the “Kings of Rock”?! Only a song this good could have had multiple acts in a given career. Truthfully, music, in general, is better for the existence of “Walk This Way.”